The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Can you play with it yourself for a bit ...Im tired.....rolls over and goes to sleep

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Your best friend called me drunk again

Mrj183 · July 2015

i want a divorce....

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Mrj183 wrote: »

i want a divorce....

That's a good thing

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

"Honey look what I bought us"

sweetserenity247 · July 2015

It's not you, its me

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Im sorry...I just don't love you

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

"My mother is moving in with us for a while"

Mrj183 · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Im sorry...I just don't love you

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

I want to explore an open relationship...oh btw ..the butcher is spending the night

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I want to explore an open relationship...oh btw ..the butcher is spending the night

Always the butcher.

kjm3579 · July 2015

Honey, I have to work overtime again this weekend - might not be home til Monday.....

47Jacqueline · July 2015

Actually, dear... size does matter.

velocityc6 · July 2015

Here's your list

JONZ64 · July 2015

Why does your Boss taste different than you?

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

JONZ64 wrote: »

Why does your Boss taste different than you?

.....honey i think a penis enlarger would be a good investment for you

kjm3579 · July 2015

I'd like that a whole lot better if you did it the way my boyfriend does it.

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Stop...stop STOP ....your doing it all wrong

blu_de_ville · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I want to explore an open relationship...oh btw ..the butcher is spending the night

What abut the baker and the candle stick maker

ScottyBeBop · July 2015

Your brother does it better lol

kjm3579 · July 2015

I have a date with your boss on Friday night

crssftlv · July 2015

pf1975_NW wrote: »

The ceiling has a crack in it!

hahaha

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

You finished yet ?

he280 · July 2015

We need to talk

determined_ella · July 2015

Um could you hurry up my soap is on

determined_ella · July 2015

Won't he get a little lost in there?

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Don't say anything...just point and laugh

determined_ella · July 2015

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Don't say anything...just point and laugh

Mr_Stabbems · July 2015

a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know!

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

a lot of these seem small penis orientated, we cant all have pornstar *kitten* you know!

so how small we talkin

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