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We broke up because...
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she only wanted to dance with me0
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Constantly asked me to shave the back of his knees0
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Was always checking out girls when we went anywhere.0
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Was only checking out Ducks when we went anywhere!0
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Would never waddle for me.0
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Has weird duck fetishes0
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Asked him which Jedi was the greatest and he said captain Picard.0
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What!!! We broke up. ..you never said
Please take me back0 -
She was clingy0
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He was jealous i had guy friends0
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she always took selfies while driving0
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he wouldnt let me in the saddle0
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Walked around with that phone up to his face ...kept tripping0
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Always cried during sex0
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he liked to wear a spike suit to bed and it hurt when he got close0
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Didn't like that I was all about protection.0
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Wrapping his thang in plastic, barbed wire and foil was going too far0
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Caught her with the pool boy, the gardener, and the paper boy. Funny because we don't have any of those services.0
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Because he doesn't have a pool guy.0
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Doesn't like a man who enjoys tending his own property.0
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He never tended his own property
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Didn't like the way I manscaped.0
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He kept fluffing his duck and didnt pay attention to me0
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If I had a nickel...April_Marie85 wrote: »He kept fluffing his duck and didnt pay attention to me
Let inanimate objects come between us.
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He played on the fact i love Star Wars.....and claimed to be George Lucas's brother.........which was a lie!0
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Kept trying to measure time in parsecs.0
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Only got one ticket to Comic Con.0
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Awww hell ...we broke up?.. first I knew0
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because fwb suits us better0
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