Could low-rise jeans have changed my body shape?

WhatMeRunning wrote: »

This is the result of years of style changes. From short socks to long socks, leg warmers, hot shorts, low rise and high rise pants, tight tops of varying reveals, headbands even, and maybe some bracelets?

I have

jeebieheebies wrote: »

It's called hip dips! Google image it. It's completely normal and natural, not caused by your jeans, and nothing to be irritated about

Yep. I majorly have this. And when I gain weight, it goes straight into my love handles. I don't think you could wear low rise pants enough to have this occur.

Please tell me this is some sort of trolling, OP.

I mean, people your age are presumably the future, right? That's a scary thought

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

I am sure Cosmo will be a long with an article to help us shortly. I'm also tired of not feeling self-conscious about all of my body parts.

mwyvr wrote: »

MrPicklesworth wrote: »

I know what you are talking about! My pants are worn around my hips like most people and right at the point where the top of the pants sit there is an accumulation of fat, its called dun-lop disease. Yet the part where my belt cinches around my hips there is no fat. I think my pants and belt have formed this accumulation. I believe what you're saying is possible.

Sounds like fitting data to the, er, curve, so to speak.

Maybe the real story here is that pant-makers noted the prevalence of muffin-tops in today's SAD society and re-designed their wares accordingly?

Fortunately the condition, whether it was aided by or had nothing to do with pant design (not a believer myself), is reversible.

*snickers*

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Oh. My. Dayyyys. I've gotta skip the rest of this thread.. I was meant to be doing serious exercisey research. I guess lolling so much is training my core.

Alatariel75 wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

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CrimsonWhite wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

I think for the cameltoe to be truly hot, you have to have a thigh gap. Cause you know, a thigh gap can really make that cameltoe pop.

...also, this thread needs music:
https://youtu.be/NrgM_aH-s7I
Please to click^

barbecuesauce wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

I am sure Cosmo will be a long with an article to help us shortly. I'm also tired of not feeling self-conscious about all of my body parts.

Yes! I was just thinking the other day about how I need to find a new body part to become focused on defining myself by... from this day forward I shall be known as "unusually shaped camel toe girl!"

(that may have been a bad thing to announce on a public forum)

Alatariel75 wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

This is pure genius, a thing of beauty, and a little confusing because I don't think the camel toe is the tight spot...

CrimsonWhite wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

I think for the cameltoe to be truly hot, you have to have a thigh gap. Cause you know, a thigh gap can really make that cameltoe pop.

Hmmm... I realize you are using 'pop' here to suggest that it would stand out and make it look all that much more awesome, but it gave me a great idea! Camel toe popping, the next plastic surgery for those with unsightly camel toe... Do not try this at home kids, leave it for the professionals (I wonder if they do lipo for this area?)

MyChocolateDiet wrote: »

CrimsonWhite wrote: »

nutmegoreo wrote: »

barbecuesauce wrote: »

Soon to be followed by a "Could high-waisted jeans have changed my cameltoe shape?" thread

Just trying to figure out what the current fashionable camel toe shape is... How do I know if I'm 'hot or not?"

I think for the cameltoe to be truly hot, you have to have a thigh gap. Cause you know, a thigh gap can really make that cameltoe pop.

...also, this thread needs music:
https://youtu.be/NrgM_aH-s7I
Please to click^

I can see that video is a little bit older (released in '91 according to Wikipedia, the most essential and accurate source of all times, all hail Wikipedia)... prehistoric twerking. It's good to see how far we've come!

melaniefave41 wrote: »

mwyvr wrote: »

Analsphincter wrote: »

I feel like those low-rise are to blame.

Only if you were eating placenta at the time.

@mwyvr Told you I came on here for a laugh, figured this thread would be perfect for a few laughs, didn't expect it to come from you though. Hahahaha!

Hey "legs" @melaniefave41, I have my moments. ;-)