We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Johnnycrapcorn · July 2015

She was into sister wives

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

He wanted me to be his Sisters wife!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Wanted to get married and we had only just started dating.

Mrj183 · July 2015

stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Thought nursery rhymes were a turn on

forthegoals · July 2015

smelled like sushi

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Didn't like sushi.

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Didn't share his food

Infamous_El_Guapo · July 2015

Keep stealing food from the table next to us.

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Well you didn't order my fries like I asked!

Infamous_El_Guapo · July 2015

We were at Olive Garden, how many times do I have to tell you they don't have fries!?!?!?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

His idea of a romantic dinner didn't involve fries or pizza.

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Made m gain massive weight on our dates

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

His romancing made me fat ..all those pizzas and fries

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

There was a method to my madness, she just didn't do enough of the strenuous horizontal exercises I had planned after. Always said she was "too full"

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Meal prepping was disastrous with him

Infamous_El_Guapo · July 2015

Obsessed with post pizza sex.

blu_de_ville · July 2015

I really don't see the problem with that...

Infamous_El_Guapo wrote: »

Obsessed with post pizza sex.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

Her trying to smear me in pepperoni pizza in the bedroom was bad for my skin.

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Wouldn't go along with my fetishes

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