We broke up because...
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She wouldn't let me buy her coffee. I must buy coffee for the world damnit! THE WORLD!0
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Was always trying to get the world hooked on caffeine. All part of his get rich quick schemes. "Give them a taste and then charge them for more"0
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Was always saying things like "Totally" and "Why is English money called pounds, is it because of how much it weighs?"0
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Kept stealing my red shirts.0
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Was always leaving things in the fridge that had just the tiniest bit left so he didn't have to make more.0
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Wore his sunglasses at night0
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Always faced away from me0
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Wouldn't let me out of bed
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Was always trying to get away from me. Eventually made it out.0
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Had a bad allergic reaction to Wasabi on my privates0
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Purchased the cheaper soundproofing
material at home depot crap!!!!0 -
I never got to be on top.0
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he used up my dry shampoo0
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She never let me wear her dresses outside of the bedroom.0
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lol!Michael_Lucas wrote: »She never let me wear her dresses outside of the bedroom.
you broke the straps on my wedges
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I sent her a strippergram for her birthday. It got delivered at work. She was not happy...0
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I laughed when he wanted to role play and he came to bed wearing a duck suit and asked me to *pluck * him0
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Wasn't a big chocolate fan0
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Was always trying to fatten me up like he wanted to sacrifice me.0
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Wat I wanted to fatten up was down under but he wouldnt let me try massage therapy0
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She was into ashiatsu massage...0
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he wouldn't tickle me when i wanted0
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She wanted to be tickled when she using the restroom.0
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he wouldn't share his toothbrush0
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I just wanted into the bathroom from time to time0
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wouldn't let me in the bathroom.0
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