Prison!
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licking strangers while on parole0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Was supposed to be my getaway driver, but his mom wouldn't let him leave the house. He pushed her down the stairs but it didn't finish the job so she pressed charges.
Also I wasn't super impressed with the 14 inch, needs more girth I think.
I see you edited yourself. Wise choice.0 -
Pick pocketed the elderly.0
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Stabbed Taylor Swift0
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TheBeerRunner wrote: »Stabbed Taylor Swift
Only after he kidnapped her and I was trying to protect her.0 -
She was caught trying to fix a horse race. She would have gotten away with it if she hadn't given a long shot too much adrenaline causing its heart to stop during a race. After an investigation they checked video footage and caught her!0
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Stealing beanie babies from Prince.0
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Got caught kidnapping the female MFPs on his friends list and keeping them in his hidden dungeon behind his bookcase. His dungeon was full of exercise equipment and he forced them to exercise incessantly because he loved watching them sweat.0
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Stealing identities0
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Really....no reason at all. She just wanted to hang out there, so she slipped in on visitors day.0
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Stalking.0
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Always falls for the bad boys. Got rolled as an accomplice0
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Sometimes the Troof hurts!
I did get arrested for street racing as a teenager!0 -
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Yeah, only one person supposed to be in the drivers seat at a time...just sayin'0
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Illegal poaching just to make that hat!0
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