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  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
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    licking strangers while on parole
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Was supposed to be my getaway driver, but his mom wouldn't let him leave the house. He pushed her down the stairs but it didn't finish the job so she pressed charges.

    Also I wasn't super impressed with the 14 inch, needs more girth I think. :D

    I see you edited yourself. Wise choice.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Pick pocketed the elderly.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    Stabbed Taylor Swift
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    TheBeerRunner wrote: »
    Stabbed Taylor Swift

    Only after he kidnapped her and I was trying to protect her.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She was caught trying to fix a horse race. She would have gotten away with it if she hadn't given a long shot too much adrenaline causing its heart to stop during a race. After an investigation they checked video footage and caught her!
  • PapaPeace
    PapaPeace Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Stealing beanie babies from Prince.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    Got caught kidnapping the female MFPs on his friends list and keeping them in his hidden dungeon behind his bookcase. His dungeon was full of exercise equipment and he forced them to exercise incessantly because he loved watching them sweat.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
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    Stealing identities
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    Really....no reason at all. She just wanted to hang out there, so she slipped in on visitors day.
  • Inalienable_Property_of_www
    Inalienable_Property_of_www Posts: 192 Member
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    Stalking.
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
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    Always falls for the bad boys. Got rolled as an accomplice
  • Inalienable_Property_of_www
    Inalienable_Property_of_www Posts: 192 Member
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    nomad5326 wrote: »
    Always falls for the bad boys. Got rolled as an accomplice

    Haha, I feel slightly offended by this assertion.

    Street racing.
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
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    Sometimes the Troof hurts! :D
    I did get arrested for street racing as a teenager!
  • Inalienable_Property_of_www
    Inalienable_Property_of_www Posts: 192 Member
    edited July 2015
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    nomad5326 wrote: »
    Sometimes the Troof hurts! :D
    I did get arrested for street racing as a teenager!

    Well, it's only fair I got that right, since you know what my occupation is.
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
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    Yeah, only one person supposed to be in the drivers seat at a time...just sayin'
  • Inalienable_Property_of_www
    Inalienable_Property_of_www Posts: 192 Member
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    nomad5326 wrote: »
    Yeah, only one person supposed to be in the drivers seat at a time...just sayin'

    Fair enough. I'm guessing it didn't go much further than that..?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Illegal poaching just to make that hat!

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