We broke up because...
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Allisonrenee8513 wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »She likes setting the temperature in the house really low and I don't like wearing clothes.
And you will never be little spoon! It's over!
Lol
My dreams are now as cold and dead as that arctic tundra you like to call your house.0 -
he was never allison's little spoon0
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He couldn't handle all my selfies!0
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Sent a lot of other guys selfies when we were dating.0
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Sent a lot of girls selfies
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refused to accept allison's promiscuity0
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He wanted to change me into someone I wasn't!0
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Didn't like to be videotaped while tied up.0
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She would never change her outfit0
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Would pour milk and then cereal
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hated my morning stretching routine, i only took up half the bed0
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She was always trying to make some deal0
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Errm it was the farting that accompanied the stretches that put me off 0
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He refuses to make any deals0
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she never used to my morning erections0
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Couldn't be spontaneous always had to negotiate in the bedroom.0
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Got sick of him using his morning erection without me0
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Was always waking up in strangers beds and trying to use their morning wood.0
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He didn't understand just because he's done....does not mean I am
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She still had a thing for her ex0
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far too kinky0
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Never used the sybian I got for her.0
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Awww come on man..that thing with the mop..duct tape and cup was a joke 0
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I thought I was MacGuyver in the bedroom. She disagreed.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »I thought I was MacGuyver in the bedroom. She disagreed.
Never showed any proof he was MacGuyver (An ID would've been nice)
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You didn't tell me you'd left me
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He wouldn't let me eat strawberries0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »I thought I was MacGuyver in the bedroom. She disagreed.
Never showed any proof he was MacGuyver (An ID would've been nice)
Didn't believe I was 21.slimgirljo15 wrote: »You didn't tell me you'd left me
I would never!
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Couldn't tell the difference between she and he lol
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