We broke up because...
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Didn't have enough junk in her trunk0
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she broke it0
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See ...see the mean things she said to me
I got plenty of junk
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Said I was mean I was just pushing her to be the best she can be0
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She was afraid of lima beans.0
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He wanted to force feed me lima beans0
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Didn't believe in my magic beans0
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my bean stalk wasnt the only she was climbing0
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Accused me of climbing another stalk...0
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His bean stork had been all over the place0
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Wanted to have a baby didn't understand we were both women0
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Never heard of donor sperm
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Didn't mention that it was all about babies0
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I wasn't ready to settle0
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didnt let me have a bite of her burger0
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Didn't like the bite and scratch marks i left0
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Had to replace the bedroom door because of the biting and scratching she did to try and escape0
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Sold all my designer dresses on eBay so he could fund a trip to vegas... without me.0
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She wouldn't go anywhere with me0
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Wouldn't bite me hard enough.0
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The duck was more important than me.0
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She was jealous of our pets0
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She had multiple personalities...I never knew who it was I was interacting with.0
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It was all business with her.0
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Forgive me...i will be good .....i don't want to break up0
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Her pet alligator hated me.0
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She had an alligator paranoia.0
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