We broke up because...
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            I was too old for him.0
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            The walker wasn't sexy!0
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            She always wanted to cover me in food then say she wouldn't eat me because she is on a diet.0
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            He tasted funny!0
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            She cursed me out because I wouldn't cook human stew for her0
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            Didn't like to cook my favorite food.0
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            Wanted his favorite food every single day0
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            Wasabi on my privates is not the in thing0
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            Doesn't like the taste of doggy biscuits0
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            Tried to feed me doggy biscuits -0
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            Wasn't into RUFFhousing.0
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            RUFFled my feathers too much0
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            Was wayyyy too comical for me0
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            Couldn't compete with all that beauty.0
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            Never believed in her ability to compete with others0
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            wouldn't stop wearing mankinis0
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            he liked beer I liked Moscato0
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            Didn't know how to fold a fitted sheet ...lol0
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            She couldn't pass a blood test despite studying0
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            Had this unusual Minion fetish0
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            Didn't like minions.0
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            He died his hair red so he could steal my Identity!
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            Wouldn't let me touch her legs ...she had them insured for millions0
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            She left me for Flo from Progressive0
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            Couldn't save me money on my car insurance.0
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            If I beg will you take me back
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We never broke up so I don't have to worry about taking you backslimgirljo15 wrote: »If I beg will you take me back
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            True one can never leave ones Dear Heart
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