We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was always hard to read.

MissRheingold

he would rather read than anything else

GFitMan

caught her making an ad for my obituary

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wasn't supportive of me trying to read the braile in her goosebumps.

Timshel_

He devoted to much time to getting Irregardless notes in Webster changed from noncorrect.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always came up with clever ways to insult me.

Timshel_

slimgirljo15

I ran out of insults .....

akris2

She never talked much.

GFitMan

blamed the fleas on me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Our relationship didn't survive the kitchen remodel.

GFitMan

tiger stripe patterns don't belong in the kitchen

akris2

He didn't like my fur coat.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted to put shag carpeting into every room of the house.

GFitMan

wanted a water bed knowing i cant swim

Timshel_

Wanted to shag on the carpeting in every room in the house

GFitMan

i wasnt cool enough to understand what he meant

slimgirljo15

I didnt see that as a problem ??

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

We didn't.

asianfashionista86

He kept trolling me in league

LivyMarie93

She doesn't like Austin Powers

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Hea1thyGam3r

She was very pawsy!

akris2

He had his hands all over me all the time.

Hea1thyGam3r

So soft and squirmy......

akris2

He just was always soft. Never hard.

skahtboi

She just wouldn't let me have any down time

akris2

He always spent his time downtown. Never looked me in the face.

33Chief

She always wanted me to look at her face

akris2

It got awkward - he never broke eye contact.