We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldnt dance the La Bamba

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wouldn't Electric Slide with me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hated that song!

slimgirljo15

Caught dancing with another ...hussy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was too jealous of my Dancing Career

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Caught her doing the Can-Can for another without underwear on.

slimgirljo15

No time for me ...concentrating on her career

SuzyQAzureblue

It was always all about her and her bed fellows

skahtboi

She never understood the importance, or fun, of being bed fellows

slimgirljo15

Never let me out of bed

Evoluer

Left marks...

slimgirljo15

Was a sook .....what's a little blood and pain

Evoluer

We will see about that my little pretty.

Spnneil06

Wears footie pajama's to bed, and still sleeps with his blankie and pacifier.

slimgirljo15

She ran off with her ex ..she missed his blankie and pacifier

ZeeShay

She always wanted to "momma bird" feed me.

jaxass

Hated it when I cut her steak into bite-sized pieces.

slimgirljo15

Not only did he cut my steak...but ate it too...I wad starving ..

jaxass

Was so drunk at the steakhouse that she threw a $52 steak at the chef, then blamed me when she sobered up and was starving.

slimgirljo15

His excuses were definitely sub standard

jaxass

Her drinking as gotten her delirious

slimgirljo15

I had to be as pissed as a newt to put up with him .jk

Evoluer

Because you never slept... GO TO BED

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't come to bed when i did

Ria_StayingFit

Her bed was way too crowded.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She once told me she was leaving so I moved on!

Stardog_Champion

Every time she achieve ecstasy she'd hit that stupid red button from Staples that says THAT WAS EASY

Spnneil06

He said I didn't know how to push hit buttons like his ex did.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was too confident in his skill!

freak4iron

You didn't like how I'd pick at my belly button lint and eat it