We broke up because...
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Never wore lipstick.0
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Borrowed my makeup0
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Posted topless photos on Facebook!
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Set Facebook status to single.0
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Bought home an STD0
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Her leg fell off ...I loved those legs ..just wasn't the same with one 0
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She found out I had a wooden leg!0
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Wouldn't let me call her cap'n0
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Called out someone elses name in our intimate moments0
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Didn't believe that when I said "Oh Lexie" I was trying to give her a nickname.0
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He called me Lexie once and it was his Ex's name!
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She fell in love with Lexie0
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Didn't believe me when I told her she was the only one for me!0
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He used the same line on everybody!0
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She just grinned at me...was unsettling0
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She always had the most wicked smile when she looked at my backside when she thought I couldn't see.0
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Our ideas of what was a problem and what was not were vastly different ..0
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She had a Problem with me!!!0
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She wanted to shave me with a straight razor. She practiced on balloons and they all popped as soon as she touched them. She wanted to go ahead anyways.0
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..lies ..she was way too fragile 0 -
we will never break up0
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He wouldnt leave his Ex!0
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She wouldn't join us
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I never got invited to the pants party.0
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I invited him ..but he got the day wrong0
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I had to make an appointment to see her.0
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They were a bunch of Swingers0
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She swung ..but not with me 0
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Couldn't dance the Kizomba0
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