We broke up because...
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Couldnt dance the La Bamba0
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Wouldn't Electric Slide with me.0
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I hated that song!0
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Caught dancing with another ...hussy
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Was too jealous of my Dancing Career0
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Caught her doing the Can-Can for another without underwear on.0
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No time for me ...concentrating on her career0
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It was always all about her and her bed fellows0
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She never understood the importance, or fun, of being bed fellows0
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Never let me out of bed0
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Left marks...0
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Was a sook .....what's a little blood and pain 0
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We will see about that my little pretty.0
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Wears footie pajama's to bed, and still sleeps with his blankie and pacifier.0
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She ran off with her ex ..she missed his blankie and pacifier0
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She always wanted to "momma bird" feed me.
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Hated it when I cut her steak into bite-sized pieces.0
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Not only did he cut my steak...but ate it too...I wad starving ..0
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Was so drunk at the steakhouse that she threw a $52 steak at the chef, then blamed me when she sobered up and was starving.0
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His excuses were definitely sub standard 0
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Her drinking as gotten her delirious0
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I had to be as pissed as a newt to put up with him .jk0
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Because you never slept... GO TO BED0
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Wouldn't come to bed when i did0
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Her bed was way too crowded.0
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She once told me she was leaving so I moved on!0
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Every time she achieve ecstasy she'd hit that stupid red button from Staples that says THAT WAS EASY0
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He said I didn't know how to push hit buttons like his ex did.0
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Was too confident in his skill!0
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You didn't like how I'd pick at my belly button lint and eat it0
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