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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    You do??? :(
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Didn't take my plans for world domination seriously.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Said I was the Pinky to his Brain
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Didn't like explaining to the neighbors why I kept screaming "Hello Nurse" every time I saw her naked.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Misshodge64 wrote: »
    I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner

    Yeah that's pretty much why in a nutshell...
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Misshodge64 wrote: »
    I liked the show i am Cait who is actually Bruce Jenner

    Yeah that's pretty much why in a nutshell...

    I like the show and Jenner as Well
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Am I missing something?
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    I'm not sure, I actually don't watch TV at all outside of noise when I'm getting ready for bed. And Teen Titans, for some reason I really like that show. I'm a kid I guess.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    I'm not sure, I actually don't watch TV at all outside of noise when I'm getting ready for bed. And Teen Titans, for some reason I really like that show. I'm a kid I guess.

    Hogged the remote
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Wouldn't get with the times and let me connect everything to our Ipad
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    And let Skynet win?!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Wasn't prepared to accept the supreme rule of our new robot overlords.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Was on the opposing side of the war between human and machine
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She was fiery passion and I was cold logic. It was an ill-fated affair from the start.
  • 0xNikkix0
    0xNikkix0 Posts: 145 Member
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    His stuffed animal collection got in the way of mine.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..
    Dear Heart -- stop breaking up with this crowd and come over and see me sometime.... we'll have MILF and cookies....0lnpo284ugvu.jpg

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cuddled with her toy collection rather than me ..
    Dear Heart -- stop breaking up with this crowd and come over and see me sometime.... we'll have MILF and cookies....0lnpo284ugvu.jpg


    lmao ..you are so gorgeous ..this made me laugh ...Im on my way Dear Heart I could not turn down such an offer

  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    She left me for MILF and cookies. Color me heartbroke!

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