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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is australian
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Has never had a cocktail.
  • Love2Rappel
    Love2Rappel Posts: 449 Member
    she is a nun that appeared on girls gone wild...
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Is a hermit who hates the outdoors.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in a trailer home in the Jersey Pine Barrens
  • DaneShultz
    DaneShultz Posts: 26 Member
    Ate so much cheese he began to smell like cheese which lead to a near fatal mouse attack
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Offers professional kitty litter-box cleaning services; the only tools he uses is a large gas-powered leaf-blower and personal protective gear. While the service has very few clients, and even fewer repeat clients, his videos showing the near total destruction of the homes of people that believe that they are "too good" to clean-up after their own cats are making a killing on YouTube.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Licks his windscreen every morning...there is no apparent reason
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is fascinated by the whole screen licking process that standenvernet does
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She is a robot that only lives and breaths on MFP. She has no contact with the outside world as shown from the 44,423 posts and counting. Her life is now virtual.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He types very fast
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Licks his windscreen every morning...there is no apparent reason
    Um Duh! "Protein Marco"; Da'Bugs got proteins -Gotta hit that *kitten* hard in the AM, yo!
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    She is a robot that only lives and breaths on MFP. She has no contact with the outside world as shown from the 44,423 posts and counting. Her life is now virtual.
    His rapid typing reveals that he is indeed the robot here, albeit damned cool and personable, but still a robot. Interesting aside here is that @LiftingRiot is the first robot that has exploited the classically human technique of 'deflection' in his posts about @slimgirljo15
    PewterSky wrote: »
    He types very fast
    Her angelic photos are scans from a precious young lady's daily journal and not actual representations of @PewterSky . A little known fact is that @PewterSky actually charges to appear on people's friends list here on MFP (well, at least she quoted me a price to be my friend :cry: )
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Is not lengthy at all. :D
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    JSurita3 wrote: »
    Is not lengthy at all. :D
    Apparantly does NOT enjoy that in men.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is totally illiterate ..cannot spell a single word
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives in a pineapple under the sea
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lives with me in a pineapple under the sea
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Lives with me in a pineapple under the sea
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-LBIyBUz8
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What does that mean Dear Heart
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    What does that mean Dear Heart
    Just a stupid kid's show -- for some reason that theme song was in my head this morning -- probably from getting up at 2 am and drinking a lot of coffee with cream and sugar -- I definitely need some cuddles with or during lunch!!!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    What does that mean Dear Heart
    Just a stupid kid's show -- for some reason that theme song was in my head this morning -- probably from getting up at 2 am and drinking a lot of coffee with cream and sugar -- I definitely need some cuddles with or during lunch!!!
    Anyone that lives in "Bikini Bottoms" is OK in my book, but @kjm3579 has kinda gone a little overboard in this regard. (Think "8-pound squirrel in a shirt pocket") -- someone needs a little 'man-scaping' ... just sayin'
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You are not a funny man stan :D
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She's the real slim shady!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    edited July 2015
    Has a bikini made of string cheese and fruit leather...omnomnomnom
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I'm on @PurringMyrrh 's friend's list. So much joy there!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is a world renowned fashion designer.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Is trying to be the first person to reach a 100000 posts
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited July 2015
    Sold his kidney in exchange for a new car.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Has yet to sort out what she'll be doing with an extra kidney (can't find human kidney in the MFP Food Database), perhaps it will 'pair' well with KitKat chocolate bars?
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    hand drew that mustache and beard

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