We broke up because...
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Demanded all my attention0
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Didn't want to watch me sleep0
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Couldn't keep my eyes open all night for her0
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she couldn't keep up with me in bed0
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Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »she couldn't keep up with me in bed
He slept too long and I was ready to go0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out
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she wanted go out.0
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He lived in his mothers basement and wanted to only stay in0
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she confused me with some other guy who lived in mothers basement.0
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Didnt like me watching0
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Great in bed, not so much in the head.0
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Not a cuddler0
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He had a cooler hair style than me, and I just couldn't take that.0
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I wasn't happy about the crabs she came home with...and they were not the eating kind0
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she put old bay seasoning on those crabs, though0
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Didn't understand that Old Bay goes on everything.0
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He put Old Bay on my cheesecake.0
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Was a picky eater0
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She wouldn't believe me when I said how cute she was with glasses... Hey, I don't joke about stuff like that!0
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kept asking me to wear glasses0
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I broke 4 paddles on him and still he wanted it harder0
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refused to barehand me0
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Didn't understand my hand got sore0
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she drank my bourbon0
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Wouldnt share his licker0
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beer's ok but lick-her is quicker0
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Tone was smaller than advertised0
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omg, that is funny....you got me0
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Kept his balls in his pocket0
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