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  • HulkBalls
    HulkBalls Posts: 66 Member
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    .. Running up to old men saying 'touchmybody
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He dared me to yup up to old men and then dumped me when I took the dare
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,081 Member
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    His hulkballs caused some serious damage I woke up all bruised
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she wouldn't take the helmet off in bed
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She ran away
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she thought i had a vagina
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    she spent our life savings on Slushies and sun glasses.
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
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    He rioted a lot of lifting
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She looks better in my lipstick and I wont have that!!! :angry:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    She looked better than I did in lipstick, and you know what?? I am good with that!
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    I couldn't take him seriously with his cartoon facial expressions.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited August 2015
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    She was always wanting me to be serious, even though she knew when we met it just wasn't in my nature (But after looking at her profile pic, maybe I should reconsider being funny all of the time, and be a little more serious.) :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Well lets see ..bringing home that girl on a drunken night out ..I could overlook and finding those knickers stuffed in his pockets I could over look..but the last straw the thing I couldn't overlook was his really crappy jokes :D
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,081 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    she wouldn't take the helmet off in bed

    You mean the one that keeps us from making babies ya I wouldn't ;)
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
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    been to energetic
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I found out about the Speed!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Accused me of taking speed ..it was sherbet woman ..it was ..it was ..it truly was ..what..this tick ..Ive always been twitchy ..so..so sooooo
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    We didn't.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    No we didnt :*
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was still with The Hairdresser! ;p

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