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    I wished a George Jetson hover craft would come pick me up and take me home. Then I would wave down at all the ant-sized cars in rush hour traffic.
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    There are things you never even thought about that change as you get older.
  • Posts: 1,117 Member
    Deadpool
  • Posts: 11,917 Member
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Posts: 499 Member
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O
  • Posts: 22,001 Member
    jensquish1 wrote: »
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !

    Suppose this is what happens when they merge?

    https://youtu.be/qnT8hICaiNM

  • Posts: 22,001 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »

    Suppose this is what happens when they merge?

    https://youtu.be/qnT8hICaiNM

    Dam that sure seemed familiar !
  • Posts: 499 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !

    Hahaha
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    I always thought it was funny, how much is wasted on advertising. It is even funnier how many people buy into it. It seems apparent that good products would become known because they are good. Marketing really only helps bad products and impulse buyers.
  • Posts: 1,954 Member
    If I carry my food baby more to the left is it a girl or boy?
  • Posts: 13,413 Member
    Annoying song looping in brain. Make it stop!
  • Posts: 353 Member
    I can't sleep....so I'm on here and watching My Best Friends Wedding... One of my favorite movies :D
  • Posts: 3,440 Member
    I'm nodding off in front of the computer. :sleepy:
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    I would be a pretty good tennis coach and I am more and more convinced that is what I will do when I retire in a few years.
  • Posts: 3,440 Member
    I'm freaking out!! :confounded:
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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Posts: 374 Member
    The batteries died in my scale!! The horror
  • Posts: 416 Member
    Yay for Pizza Friday!!!!!
  • Posts: 12,618 Member
    "Youth is wasted on the young" :smile:
  • Posts: 1,980 Member
    Only when you start looking in depth you realise there are so many miracles in the world!!
  • Posts: 6,993 Member
    Why don't people question things when they are clearly not logical?
  • Posts: 85 Member
    My tan lines make me look like an oreo cookie, sigh I'm not even the original chocolate, but a weird seasonal one
  • Posts: 85 Member
    I wonder if I'm the only person on Earth that does this...I'm standing in a flooded basement with an electric drill, I press the button...it shocks the holy j#*)#@ out of me! what do I do? Well, to be sure...I pressed the button a second time #!#$!#!!! OW!
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    I hate medication descriptions that leave you hanging. I hurt my ribs on vacation, so I was popping ibuprofen like it was Pez. Later, I read the bottle "don't exceed more than 2 per 6 hours and...tl;dr" anyway, whatever it said, I had exceeded, so naturally my question was "or what!?" WTF happens when you've popped it like Pez? How come side effects always have to be so negative? Why can't ODing make my skin radiant and teeth whiter :neutral:
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    edited August 2015
    I'm not so great with plants, when I enter the lawn and garden center, Friday 13th theme music plays
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    Tonight, was the first night that I went out, and really let loose and had an awesome time since before I got pregnant with my 1 year old. I had a great time, but boy an I gonna be sore tomorrow. I danced just a bit too much. lol
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    ALso, the puppy that I adopted last week often sounds like a monkey when he is whining to get out of his pen
  • Posts: 78 Member
    I think I might move to Norway.

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