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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    I wished a George Jetson hover craft would come pick me up and take me home. Then I would wave down at all the ant-sized cars in rush hour traffic.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    There are things you never even thought about that change as you get older.
  • BenniBlanc0
    BenniBlanc0 Posts: 1,117 Member
    Deadpool
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • jensquish1
    jensquish1 Posts: 499 Member
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    jensquish1 wrote: »
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    jensquish1 wrote: »
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !

    Suppose this is what happens when they merge?

    https://youtu.be/qnT8hICaiNM

  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    jensquish1 wrote: »
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !

    Suppose this is what happens when they merge?

    https://youtu.be/qnT8hICaiNM

    Dam that sure seemed familiar !
  • jensquish1
    jensquish1 Posts: 499 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    jensquish1 wrote: »
    If you have to poop and let out a fart... Does the fart go around the poop? o.O

    No,,,a fart is basically just a turd honking for the right of way !

    Hahaha
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I always thought it was funny, how much is wasted on advertising. It is even funnier how many people buy into it. It seems apparent that good products would become known because they are good. Marketing really only helps bad products and impulse buyers.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    If I carry my food baby more to the left is it a girl or boy?
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Annoying song looping in brain. Make it stop!
  • Allison1385
    Allison1385 Posts: 353 Member
    I can't sleep....so I'm on here and watching My Best Friends Wedding... One of my favorite movies :D
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I'm nodding off in front of the computer. :sleepy:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I would be a pretty good tennis coach and I am more and more convinced that is what I will do when I retire in a few years.
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    I'm freaking out!! :confounded:
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  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jessica22222
    jessica22222 Posts: 374 Member
    The batteries died in my scale!! The horror
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    Yay for Pizza Friday!!!!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    "Youth is wasted on the young" :smile:
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Only when you start looking in depth you realise there are so many miracles in the world!!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Why don't people question things when they are clearly not logical?
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    My tan lines make me look like an oreo cookie, sigh I'm not even the original chocolate, but a weird seasonal one
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    I wonder if I'm the only person on Earth that does this...I'm standing in a flooded basement with an electric drill, I press the button...it shocks the holy j#*)#@ out of me! what do I do? Well, to be sure...I pressed the button a second time #!#$!#!!! OW!
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    I hate medication descriptions that leave you hanging. I hurt my ribs on vacation, so I was popping ibuprofen like it was Pez. Later, I read the bottle "don't exceed more than 2 per 6 hours and...tl;dr" anyway, whatever it said, I had exceeded, so naturally my question was "or what!?" WTF happens when you've popped it like Pez? How come side effects always have to be so negative? Why can't ODing make my skin radiant and teeth whiter :neutral:
  • AnthonyThrashD_
    AnthonyThrashD_ Posts: 85 Member
    edited August 2015
    I'm not so great with plants, when I enter the lawn and garden center, Friday 13th theme music plays
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    Tonight, was the first night that I went out, and really let loose and had an awesome time since before I got pregnant with my 1 year old. I had a great time, but boy an I gonna be sore tomorrow. I danced just a bit too much. lol
  • That1Chick_Brit
    That1Chick_Brit Posts: 2,541 Member
    ALso, the puppy that I adopted last week often sounds like a monkey when he is whining to get out of his pen
  • colleen_mairead_xo
    colleen_mairead_xo Posts: 78 Member
    I think I might move to Norway.

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