Random Thought Thread

christianlee100

i taught 2 girls how to squirt this week from my sex addicts anonymous group

mhiggi02

My cat's breath smells like catfood

Iscah13

I'm going to a Mets game on Sunday and all I can think about is if there is enough food there to keep me occupied.

Lasmartchika

I feel zombie-like.

AnthonyThrashD_

I can't stop playing with my new phone

Lasmartchika

I'm so happy it's finally pouring instead of the heatwave... although it's still warm.

Timshel_

Always with you.
Always with me.

verptwerp

Etazer

anyone else have freckles on their downstairs?

47Jacqueline

I'm feeling really optimistic.

That1Chick_Brit

I want bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

That1Chick_Brit

Also, I have a pimple in my ear, and it hurts.

Timshel_

When using candles, make sure you use small ones and hold them pretty far up from the skin to start.

MrsBooBear

I passed level 1000 on Candy Crush. I feel excited and also sad that I'm excited about it.

melmelw03

christianlee100 wrote: »

i taught 2 girls how to squirt this week from my sex addicts anonymous group

Man, I miss this guy.

maeld51

Why is my Ex husband watching me on the forums? He wanted a divorce, he got one. Infuriating!!!!

TrailBlazzinMN

melmelw03 wrote: »

christianlee100 wrote: »

i taught 2 girls how to squirt this week from my sex addicts anonymous group

Man, I miss this guy.

Guess who taught that guy? This guy.

Noelv1976

So if it's 5% real juice, what are the other shiit made out of? Carbon dioxide? poison? polluted water?

Determined_ella_89

Etazer wrote: »

anyone else have freckles on their downstairs?

Do you know that would make us a rare breed? Does 1 or 2 count?

Noelv1976

Wildflower0071 wrote: »

this is my last post in chit chat, or I try to make it the last post

you can't leave! MFP won't let you

shellbelle0210

apps that over-fix your face.

getitamb

Why do we drive in a parking lot but park in a driveway?

ladymuaythai

Hmm

ladymuaythai

maeld51 wrote: »

Why is my Ex husband watching me on the forums? He wanted a divorce, he got one. Infuriating!!!!

Lol wow dude wishes u would give him attention or what

RJ0274

How do towels get dirty when you use them right out of the shower when you've washed every imaginable part of your body?

Lasmartchika

All this time I thought the mean people were those who were blunt on the threads... when all along it's those who mod and run mfp.

Cindy4FunFit

Lasmartchika wrote: »

All this time I thought the mean people were those who were blunt on the threads... when all along it's those who mod and run mfp.

This will be deleted. By said mods.

tracystire

I am hoping 3rd time is the charm....

Lasmartchika

Totalitarianism ways.

AnthonyThrashD_

I should be doing cardio, instead I'm playing killing floor 2