Random Thought Thread

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mygnsac

Sleepy. Someone needs to slap me.

BenniBlanc0

Noelv1976

Why is one piece of bread called a slice, but one piece of gum is called a stick?

SojournerThirteen

getitamb wrote: »

The other day the 4 year old in my class got his penis stuck in a Lego. True story.

Thanks for sharing--this one had me laughing so hard I was snorting hahahahahaha!!!

SojournerThirteen

ladykate26 wrote: »

My dinner last night was nearly 5,000 calories. Darn that American food!

I used to work in the world's largest freezer palletizing frozen foods... Would lift about 30,000 lbs / 8-hour shift and for breakfast, I would eat 10 eggs, 10 toasts slathered with butter and 1/2 gallon of full-fat milk... Would eat 5 full meals/day and consistently stayed @ 145 lbs.

Lasmartchika

Yay!! It's Friday!! Come to me weekend!!

Sparky_1113

Do women think about sex as much as men do?

RJ0274

How do bath towels get dirty when you use them when you're clean??

Sparky_1113

My grandparents always told me that if you can't fall asleep then try counting sheep and I never thought that would work but after driving around for two hours and not seeing one sheep I am totally wiped out and ready for bed.

Lasmartchika

Oh the heat... kill me now!

Sparky_1113

*CHOP* there done

Sparky_1113

crssftlv

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Why is one piece of bread called a slice, but one piece of gum is called a stick?

because you actually slice bread goofy

Noelv1976

But the bread is already sliced!

MrsBooBear

I know you better than you could ever know me.

Lasmartchika

I'm starving!!

Sparky_1113

Eat carrots good for you and wont make you fat!

Magnustkn

I dont think I'm a home body type of person.

MzIrish

Magnustkn wrote: »

I dont think I'm a home body type of person.

wondering who takes all your fabulous pictures

verptwerp

Lasmartchika

My feet hurt.

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SojournerThirteen

MrsBooBear wrote: »

I know you better than you could ever know me.

Thatz cuz I share

fitcurves6693

kelseymallen

I watched all the Doctor Who episodes on Netflix and the new season doesn't start until the 19th. Now I'm wondering what I'm going to do with my time.

Timshel_

The Plantronics .Audio 645 is STILL one of the best headset mics around.

Lasmartchika

Omg... I only read a Panda Express thread... now Orange Chicken is staring at me from that banner ad. :laugh:

Lasmartchika

Hey, i just realized!! I finally got a food ad!! I shall begin a very angry thread about how dare mfp show me food ads like the whiners do!! :laugh:

SojournerThirteen

Got to get up and go p