We broke up because...
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She was always peeing herself and that scarred me!0
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hmmm.....0
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I went off to make a sandwich and lost the keys to the handcuffs.0
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U scream louder than me0
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screamed even when i was sleeping0
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He was a lover of too many ..our bed was full
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i've got the King size bunk bed on order
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Lol..oh thats ok then...find a little spot for me ...all good
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was a lover of too many ..our bed was full
Hey! what's with the side talk?
I wanted my own bed0 -
Lol..she didn't want to sleep with me ...
Separate beds aren't on 0 -
She wouldnt let me sleep at all0
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got too many noise complaints from the neighbors - this chica is a screamer
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he gave me the screaming meemies0
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Poisoned the watering hole and put a snake in my boot.0
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We broke up because ...
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Got tired of her screaming meemies
Never heard of that0 -
^pink and red don't match!0
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Was colour blind0
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ThisMyChocolateDiet wrote: »We broke up because ...
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She hit me with her car because she was taking selfies while driving.0
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And why would that bother you?0
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She clearly had wish to keep me from bodily harm.0
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don't trust anyone who isn't bothered by anything....
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all talk, no action0
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She would never talk to me.0
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He was clumsy..0
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She set booby traps all over the house! I think she was trying to kill me and collect the Life Insurance!
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Pulled a Panama with my boat.0
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kept calling his thing 'my boat'0
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He had a little boat ....jk
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