Let's have an actual chat - no "would you date/*kitten*/marry/add the person below you" games

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I gave this girl an orgasm the other day, but she spat it out.

    Let's see who gets offended by this joke :)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    :laugh: That's fantastic.
  • bmskid
    bmskid Posts: 153 Member
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    Hi! I am an American who just moved to Germany. I love [American] politics, travel, introverts, and reading. :) I am back to MFP after regaining 25 of the 75 lbs I lost. :( whatever, life goes on. Trying my best, again.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    ^^ Best movie ever!
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
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    Hey trouble!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    What's up foreigner! lol!
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
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    Who doesn't love the English lol
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
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    I need a good celebration song. I just got amazing news :#
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Oh I can list a few countries but won't due to political reasons lol
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
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    Well they are all missing out lol
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    borst14 wrote: »
    I need a good celebration song. I just got amazing news :#

    Work it by Missy Elliot
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    joanne882015 wrote: »
    Well they are all missing out lol

    ha! they're so sensitive
  • jmac4263
    jmac4263 Posts: 245 Member
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    freak4iron wrote: »
    Crimson_Fire wrote: »
    freak4iron wrote: »
    I think its usual to see em if you look for em. Up here if you look it the sky right before dusk you can see them darting around the sky.... They look like birds but they zig zag and they are fast as hell too! Your right I'd take bats over spiders any day! And anything that kills Mosquitos is cool in my book!

    If they kill skeeters, send em to Bama.

    That just sounded really redneck didn't it?

    I'm from a school that one day a year we have "tractor day" where everyone and their mother drives their John deer to school, whether it be a huge *kitten* combine or your little lawn mower... And where schools canceled the day before opening day of deer hunting... Your ok lolz

    You aren't the only one, my school did this as well!!!
  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
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    Non_Stop wrote: »
    I'm up for a real conversation...let's talk music. I just got tickets to Citizen Cope, anyone ever been to see him before? I'm hoping he puts on a good live performance.

    Haven't seen him in person. Lived and died by The Clarence Greenwood Recordings album for a while... but then I over played it.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Music eh? I have probiotic-induced gas, does that count?
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
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    I'm a single mom of an 18 year old and 15 year old and I've been off and on MFP for about 5 years. I live in Texas (yes it is extremely HOT right now). I have a great career and I'm pretty independent.

    I'm feeling kind of bummed because I turn 39 on Wednesday and I'm single. There. I said it!! Lol
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    SweetnSassyLady wrote: »
    I'm a single mom of an 18 year old and 15 year old and I've been off and on MFP for about 5 years. I live in Texas (yes it is extremely HOT right now). I have a great career and I'm pretty independent.

    I'm feeling kind of bummed because I turn 39 on Wednesday and I'm single. There. I said it!! Lol
    It just means you have time to do what you want! No one to break your heart or pee on your toilet seat. :smile:
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
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    I like the way you think Purring
  • smg2388
    smg2388 Posts: 2 Member
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    Hey everybody! I'm Sarah from NC! New to this, but absolutely loving the app!! I've become addicted to checking in everyday! It's so helpful and ive already lost 3lbs in the past 9 days!!

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