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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    He was so concerned I would cheat!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    I said 'go down', she heard 'get out of town'
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    He packed my bags and handed me a place ticket, where was the confusion?
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
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    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    I said 'go down', she heard 'get out of town'
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  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    He was obsessed with pictures of other men.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
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    To understand why we broke up, you have to understand why we got together. It wasn't a whirlwind romance, it wasn't two friends longing for each other, it was something much more mundane. We were two lonely people in a place with few lonely people. It was not exciting or enchanting... mostly because neither were we. It was a different time and we were different people. Now we are the same and the grinding of two so similar people doesn't create the good friction, it doesn't create anything. And that's not what @Alastair007 was. Now @Alastair007 has her and we're all three better for it.
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,045 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    needed less talk more action

    You're so right !
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
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    All she wants is action, action, action... until it's the sort of action I'm looking for then it's restraining orders and "how did you get in my house".
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Well... you know... he's a guy...
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    He didn't pick me up for sturgis, left me waiting and waiting.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    I thought the address was 9th Street, but it was really 9th Avenue...
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,188 Member
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    Can't find a simple address
  • Victoria_Kay
    Victoria_Kay Posts: 6 Member
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    She expected too much.
  • LexDecember1988
    LexDecember1988 Posts: 176 Member
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    Got bored ...
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
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    She doesn't like crunch berries. What kind of monster doesn't like crunch berries?
  • LexDecember1988
    LexDecember1988 Posts: 176 Member
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    bryantparson wrote: »
    She doesn't like crunch berries. What kind of monster doesn't like crunch berries?

    Lol, your silly...
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    I misunderstood what he meant by leg day, when he was talking to his workout partner.
  • LexDecember1988
    LexDecember1988 Posts: 176 Member
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    ^^^ BC He's lame.. Lol
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    Thinks i'm a dude.

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