Detox?

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  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    edited August 2015
    No, no, a thousand times no. There is no need to detox, reboot, or kick start anything. That's not how it works. No magic required. Calories in / calories out, time & patience.
  • Kexessa
    Kexessa Posts: 346 Member

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    Kexessa wrote: »

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

    He's totally not joking. He's "Inventor and Sole Proprietor of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM)." Where have you been?

  • Kexessa
    Kexessa Posts: 346 Member
    trina1049 wrote: »
    Kexessa wrote: »

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

    He's totally not joking. He's "Inventor and Sole Proprietor of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM)." Where have you been?

    Under the MFP rock apparently.

    :)

  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    edited August 2015
    Kexessa wrote: »
    trina1049 wrote: »
    Kexessa wrote: »

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

    He's totally not joking. He's "Inventor and Sole Proprietor of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM)." Where have you been?

    Under the MFP rock apparently.

    :)

    No worries! He does have a nice new beard. Watch for him on the threads; he's legendary. :) Perhaps he will make an appearance if we nicely ask?
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    And back off on the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bear Cleanse™. That puppy's mine!

    :)
  • trina1049
    trina1049 Posts: 593 Member
    And back off on the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bear Cleanse™. That puppy's mine!

    :)

    Also an excellent cleanse! Right up there with the 10 day Master Peep Cleanse.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    I think my cleanse is superior in that these gummy bears are available year round. So you can cleanse whenever the mood moves you.

    And moves you.

    And moves you.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    I think my cleanse is superior in that these gummy bears are available year round. So you can cleanse whenever the mood moves you.

    And moves you.

    And moves you.

    Ummmm peeps are now becoming year round - they just announced the new fall flavors. Pumpkin of course, I think a caramel apple one and I forget the 3rd.

  • BroknAngelLove
    BroknAngelLove Posts: 5 Member
    There are good and bad Detox's out there. The post about the extra weight loss for a detox is true. I work with fitness and nutriton specialists all day. I have done a detox and plan to do another in 2 weeks. It helps you feel great and you learn about some food sensitivities you don't realize you have. LIFETIME Fitness offers an amazing Detox, tools, online resources and lots of support. Good luck. :)
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited August 2015
    There are good and bad Detox's out there. The post about the extra weight loss for a detox is true. I work with fitness and nutriton specialists all day. I have done a detox and plan to do another in 2 weeks. It helps you feel great and you learn about some food sensitivities you don't realize you have. LIFETIME Fitness offers an amazing Detox, tools, online resources and lots of support. Good luck. :)

    Thank you! Finally someone around here knows what's up! What color are you using for your upcoming cleanse? I've been thinking of doing a mix of green and yellow. Yellow, for the fat loss, obvs, but I'm in the middle of a strength training program, so I'm adding the green in for the bulk.
  • Tchpeace
    Tchpeace Posts: 8 Member
    I do Liver cleanses. The liver is a vital organ that really gets overlooked but it is the one organ that can repair itself. There is a great book (ez reading) called "Heal Your Whole Body". It focuses on a good liver cleanse that is ez to do. There is a website for it that will charge you $40 for the book but if you buy it on Amazon.com, it will only cost $10! I recommend it.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited August 2015
    Kexessa wrote: »

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

    Why would someone joke about fat-adhering, toxin-filled, metabolic ducts and a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process? How do you propose someone gets rid of those poisons? The body just magically pushes it out of the body through a series of tubes? Get real![/quote]
    trina1049 wrote: »
    Kexessa wrote: »
    trina1049 wrote: »
    Kexessa wrote: »

    But think of the weight of those toxins that are still left in your system! If you had used a cleanse with a monoglucosaccharide scrubbing process, you would have no toxins left in your metabolic ducts and intestinal pathways. Those toxins provide an excellent adhesion source for fats and other weight-bearing molecules which can completely disrupt the body's enzymatic processing. I really think you need to do some more research on bio-accumulating toxins and their affect on weight-loss efforts!

    I can't tell if you're joking or not. You must be. Right?

    He's totally not joking. He's "Inventor and Sole Proprietor of The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM)." Where have you been?

    Under the MFP rock apparently.

    :)

    No worries! He does have a nice new beard. Watch for him on the threads; he's legendary. :) Perhaps he will make an appearance if we nicely ask?

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  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    Tchpeace wrote: »
    I do Liver cleanses. The liver is a vital organ that really gets overlooked but it is the one organ that can repair itself. There is a great book (ez reading) called "Heal Your Whole Body". It focuses on a good liver cleanse that is ez to do. There is a website for it that will charge you $40 for the book but if you buy it on Amazon.com, it will only cost $10! I recommend it.

    I didn't know livers could read books. Thanks for teh scienze!
  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
    Tchpeace wrote: »
    I do Liver cleanses. The liver is a vital organ that really gets overlooked but it is the one organ that can repair itself. There is a great book (ez reading) called "Heal Your Whole Body". It focuses on a good liver cleanse that is ez to do. There is a website for it that will charge you $40 for the book but if you buy it on Amazon.com, it will only cost $10! I recommend it.

    The best liver cleanse is the one where you just let it do its job.
  • Spike_G
    Spike_G Posts: 149 Member
    I've not been around the forums long enough to tell the genuine fools from the gentle trolls in this thread. :D

    Backs slowly out of thread...
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    ismg68 wrote: »
    I've not been around the forums long enough to tell the genuine fools from the gentle trolls in this thread. :D

    Backs slowly out of thread...

    Go with your instincts. ;)
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    ismg68 wrote: »
    I've not been around the forums long enough to tell the genuine fools from the gentle trolls in this thread. :D

    Backs slowly out of thread...

    Go with your instincts. ;)

    +1
  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
    Will a cleanse help me get rid of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)? It's really scary, because it's in so many things. I'd really like to cut down on the DHMO and help my body get rid of it.
  • exwilson
    exwilson Posts: 154 Member
    Will a cleanse help me get rid of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)? It's really scary, because it's in so many things. I'd really like to cut down on the DHMO and help my body get rid of it.

    You really should. Findings from a recently published very long term study have proven that 100% of people that consume DHMO die. Great link by the way. Very informative.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,217 Member
    Will a cleanse help me get rid of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)? It's really scary, because it's in so many things. I'd really like to cut down on the DHMO and help my body get rid of it.

    Did you know it is the primary ingredient in most types of anti-freeze??
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Will a cleanse help me get rid of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)? It's really scary, because it's in so many things. I'd really like to cut down on the DHMO and help my body get rid of it.

    Sadly, once you've ingested DHMO, you are completely dependent on it. Withdrawal always leads to death, usually within 72 hours :scream:
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    On a serious note, though ...

    OP, you don't need a cleanse for anything. Your liver and kidneys do just fine. (If they aren't doing their job, you need a hospital and dialysis or transplant). Eat mostly nutrient rich foods and maintain a deficit and you'll do fine.
  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
    Did you know it is the primary ingredient in most types of anti-freeze??

    I did find that out! I've switched out Dihydrogen Monoxide and have been trying to cleanse it with increased intake of the much healthier Hydronium Hydroxide.
  • sheldonklein
    sheldonklein Posts: 854 Member
    Nothing more predictable than a Detox thread. Yawn.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Nothing more predictable than a Detox thread. Yawn.

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  • Leslierussell4134
    Leslierussell4134 Posts: 376 Member
    mathjulz wrote: »
    On a serious note, though ...

    OP, you don't need a cleanse for anything. Your liver and kidneys do just fine. (If they aren't doing their job, you need a hospital and dialysis or transplant). Eat mostly nutrient rich foods and maintain a deficit and you'll do fine.

    ^this!
    I'm so tired of this country targeting people to make a profit. If you're a relitively health human you don't need a detox, our body cleans and filters itself via the potty. Just like the skin each 20 ish days, our cells are constantly turning over. Give them nutrient rich foods, stay hydrated and you'll likely feel the benifits soon after. Most "cleanses" reek havoc on the intestines and leave you depleted of energy from rapid loss of fluids through diarrhea and urination. Save you self some money and painful cramps and just trust in the human design.
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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    No.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    I did the blue peeps cleanse, I turned blue like a smurf. ;)