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    Things that sound dirty, but aren't.

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    • Posts: 305 Member
      ive always felt weird about angina.

      Yes!!!

      Also "Old Chub" beer.
    • Posts: 184
      scrub a dub dub
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      a hair salon called Southern Exposure

      (sounded like strip club ... owners name was Southern and the name was a play on the TV show Norther Exposure)
    • Posts: 2,209 Member
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      LOL i'm not the only one then!
      OMG! In the late 80s, they still gave out free bumper stickers, and "people" would carefully cut the "B" and the "r" from the sticker, making it read In N Out urge. They were all over the California, I haven't seen one in years... Maybe I should head down there...
    • Posts: 906 Member
      Hahaha, love this thread.

      Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".

      Also, this is for the geeks:

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      Vibram Five Fingers

      Me too :laugh:

      I have a pair of FILA five fingers, but the Vibram does sound funny...
    • Posts: 5,510 Member
      Where I live there is a shop called 'The Knob Connection'.

      It sells doorknobs in a variety of different shapes and sizes. Seriously. I've lived here for 5 years and it's still funny...:laugh:

      We have a similar store here in St. Paul that also sells things for the entry door called "Knobs & Knockers".
    • Posts: 931 Member
      Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".
      Yep, I know them well, here in the 'burgh.
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      that is funny. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,030 Member
      There is a private builder in my local area...the slogan below the name of the company reads

      "our erection is for your protection" I remember seeing it about 10 years ago and he's still around...he's must be very popular! :laugh:
    • Posts: 527 Member
      Kumquat.

      Dirtiest sounding fruit there is.
    • Posts: 40 Member
      A friend of a friend of mine has a company called...

      "Camel Towing".
    • Posts: 836 Member
      I love pointing out the Park and Rides along the highway to my wife when we drive by.
    • Posts: 531 Member
      Also - I used to live in Athens and there was an air conditioning company out there who had a van with a massive bright red sign on it.

      The name...'Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning'.

      Love it.
    • Posts: 1,138 Member
      Hahaha, love this thread.

      Since some have mentioned gas stations, I've always... even since I was a kid, laughed more than was appropriate at "Sheetz".

      Also, this is for the geeks:

      n551971434_728415_7467.jpg

      Is that like a full on robot chubby? :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,138 Member
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      My boyfriend's daughter innocently announced at the dinner table that she thought he should give me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.

      Yikes! lol
    • Posts: 448 Member
      Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently. :tongue:

      And all over Arkansas! They have hats and mugs....who wants to go around wearing a Kum and Go cap?? :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,119 Member
      there's a food catering company here in new zealand called 'spit roast'. every time the van drives past me with 'spit roast' in giant letters up the side, i can't help but giggle.

      we also have sweets here called 'clinkers', which were i'm from are haemmorhoids! and there are sweets called 'nads'.
    • Posts: 542 Member
      There are Kum and Go stations all over Iowa, too. One of my buddies lives there. I've laughed every time I've driven past one! LOL
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      Your buddy lives at a Kum -n- Go?
    • Posts: 1,099 Member
      these are all fabulous lol
    • Posts: 694 Member
      Oh yeah a tattoo - piercing shop here called Just Another Hole! :laugh:


      Kum and Go's here in Oklahoma too apparently. :tongue:

      We DO live in the same place!! LOL!!!!!
    • Posts: 1,138 Member
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      :tongue:
    • Posts: 1,525 Member
      I have a friend who's an IT specialist.
      He loves asking people who call for support if they give him permission to "come on their screen"...........
    • Posts: 613 Member
      Mexican bread company that also does business in southern California (i.e. northern Mexico):

      Bimbo

      It's supposed to be pronounced beembo, but I laugh everytime i see the Bimbo truck go by.
    • Posts: 694 Member
      THIS is the best thread -- can we get Mike to sticky it at the top?
    • Posts: 613 Member
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      OMG! In the late 80s, they still gave out free bumper stickers, and "people" would carefully cut the "B" and the "r" from the sticker, making it read In N Out urge. They were all over the California, I haven't seen one in years... Maybe I should head down there...
      I had one of these stickers in the 80's :glasses: They changed the sticker design now so that you can't do this anymore. :cry:
    • Posts: 269 Member
      I can pretty much guarantee that everyone will have a BALLCOCK in their home! Probably several!!
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