Things that sound dirty, but aren't.

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  • irridia
    irridia Posts: 527 Member
    Sooo glad i wasn't drinking anything while reading these.

    As a computer support technician: Okay, let me know when you've got it up.

    Just push it in until you hear it click.

    Make certain it's nice and tight.

    Others: From my 5 year old regarding his various sports balls, "My balls are wet!"

    Uvula
  • Starlage
    Starlage Posts: 1,709 Member
    I work in a doctor's office- we have a patient, a teenage girl who's last name is Allcock! NO JOKE!!! I've never asked her whether she got teased all the time in school. hahaha poor girl!!
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
    "Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."

    Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol

    ROFL!!

    I was doing inventory at work, and I IMed a (guy) coworker, asking him if he knew where the dongle is supposed to go on the computer (knowing full well how it sounds, it was just too funny to pass up). When I figured out where it was plugged into the computer, I wrote "Found my dongle!," to which he replyed, "If I ever have trouble finding my dongle, promise you'll shoot me." I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud so my boss didn't hear me!!!
  • jessradtke
    jessradtke Posts: 418 Member
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    OMG The look on that kid's face cracks me up every time I look at it!! This thread is hilarious!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Have you seen my dongle? I swear it was around here somewhere..."

    Before I knew what the hell a dongle was, this sounded pretty dirty! Well, it still sounds dirty to me, lol

    ROFL!!

    I was doing inventory at work, and I IMed a (guy) coworker, asking him if he knew where the dongle is supposed to go on the computer (knowing full well how it sounds, it was just too funny to pass up). When I figured out where it was plugged into the computer, I wrote "Found my dongle!," to which he replyed, "If I ever have trouble finding my dongle, promise you'll shoot me." I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud so my boss didn't hear me!!!

    dongle jokes are hilarious...Lots of IT terminology is naughty.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    Badminton anyone, have you seen the shuttlecock?

    Bourdeaux's butt paste
  • jessradtke
    jessradtke Posts: 418 Member
    Auto and hardware stores have some great ones: lube job, nipples, o-ring, crack filler, drive shaft, ball joint...
    And I'm from Indiana where we have a place called French Lick.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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  • SevenisHeaven
    SevenisHeaven Posts: 163 Member
    My mom manages a Kum and Go. Nickname is jerk n squirt...LMAO.

    agree with all mechanical/home repair. Caulk, o-ring, lube, etc...lol
  • rorosaw
    rorosaw Posts: 360 Member
    Bangkok.

    I giggle inside every single solitary time I hear it .
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    BIG BROWN MEAT LOVE HAMMER!
  • prettypain
    prettypain Posts: 90
    My car wouldnt start after the gym one night, it was midnight, I went in and asked one of the guys.. " will you jump me?"


    I meant my car... Lol but he said "oh hell ya?"
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
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    as one of my new friends pointed out, my name BigBeaver sounds dirty
  • justsummie
    justsummie Posts: 320 Member
    My parents have a p*ssywillow tree in their yard so I was just gonna write "p*ssywillow" but then i realized saying "I grew up with a p*ssywillow next to my back door" was just that much better. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • justsummie
    justsummie Posts: 320 Member
    We once saw a truck that must of been for an on-the-go locksmith service and the company's name was Snatch-Latch.
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    I giggle when we pass lube shops.
  • Kirk_D
    Kirk_D Posts: 85
    There is a liquor store along Interstate 69 called "69 Liquors".
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
    When I lived in Georgia, there was a hot dog place called Sneaky Pete's....the name always made me laugh and sounded kinda naughty.
  • Robyn_T
    Robyn_T Posts: 540 Member
    My aunt's husband was in an accident a couple weeks ago. The other day we were talking about it and she mentioned how unhappy her husband was when he woke up because of the foley catheter. She said, "when I saw it, I couldn't believe how big it was!"

    For about a half of a second, I kept the roaring laughter in. After that, it was a lost cause. When I could breathe again, I finally told her that I NEVER NEVER again want to hear how big "it" was. :noway:
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    I grew up in MI, and still remember the directions to my Aunt's old house, Take I-69 to the Big Beaver Rd exit, take the first left, when you reach Climax st, take a right, 4th on the right. I was LOL for real when she gave me directions.
  • Fat_Bottomed_Girl
    Fat_Bottomed_Girl Posts: 355 Member
    When I lived in Georgia, there was a hot dog place called Sneaky Pete's....the name always made me laugh and sounded kinda naughty.

    There is a bar in my old hood called "Sneaky Pete's" too... I don't know why they didn't just keep going with it - "Sneaky Pete's COCKtails"
  • supershiny
    supershiny Posts: 170 Member
    One time my landlord brought over a handyman to fix the tub in our rental. I left and came back several hours later and asked if he was still there. My roommate replied "He's been up there with his caulk all day!" it was a def lmao moment! There is also plenty of pho (pronounced "fuh" for the uninitiated hehe) places around here named things like Hoa Pho King XD
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    Phuket, Thailand.

    Bangkok, Thailand.

    Koh Phi Phi, Thailand.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Dik Dik - a small species of antelope
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    there is a park not far from me called Cooter Pond Park.
  • grangell12
    grangell12 Posts: 8 Member
    we have a hotel called Rodeway Inn I laugh every single time I drive by it!!!!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I havent read through all of these but near where I grew up was "Big Bone Lick State Park" Cracks me up!

    Um, kumquat fruits
    Blowhole - always makes me giggle
  • jennyb31
    jennyb31 Posts: 166 Member
    Okay so at the gym today a lady was doing an outer leg exercise with a rubber band, she sat up and said oh look, my rubber is shredding!!! My trainer and I were cracking up and I ran straight home to this thread!!!
  • bbush18
    bbush18 Posts: 207 Member
    A friend of a friend of mine has a company called...

    "Camel Towing".

    AHAHAHAHA!!

    Driving on the interstate, I always see signs for "BOILED NUTS"...I just smile and keep driving!
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