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      Working hard today, making a difference in the world.
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      Is really a yellow minion
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      Won't stop stalking me...
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      Is my husband
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      Is at this very moment getting on a plan to come visit me
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      snorts kool aid mix
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      Collects the bread zip ties... has a collection of 200,000
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      Can only count to 9
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      likes to fart in elevators and then move away and pretend its not her
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      Is obsessed with Michelle Obama because she reminds him of his first grade teacher who inspired him to pursue a career in sewing
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      She doesnt drink a lot of water
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      Is a professional tap dancer
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      Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since
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      Has never drunk a drop of water. Believes strongly in false advertising
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      edited August 2015
      idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
      Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since

      Erm, how amount supposed to get my protein without meats!!
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      gets his protein from fresh road kill
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      @GlenzioFitness Nearly all vegetables, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds contain some, and often much, protein. You have this weird seeds - nuts and orange juice mix that you eat together. But you can't eat it in front of other people because they look at you weird and that upsets you. Wow this game is fun
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      idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
      @GlenzioFitness Nearly all vegetables, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds contain some, and often much, protein. You have this weird seeds - nuts and orange juice mix that you eat together. But you can't eat it in front of other people because they look at you weird and that upsets you. Wow this game is fun

      But im going for 200g a day, so Ill be eating more nuts than a damn squirrel
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      GlenzioFitness wrote: »
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      Erm, how amount supposed to get my protein without meats!!

      Isn't this the post a lie thread?
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      Alisontheice wrote: »
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      Isn't this the post a lie thread?

      Sorry that I broke the rules, I was just replying to something
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      @Alisontheice You used to be a waitress until you served a rich client who thought you were pretty. He gave you a million US $ as a tip. So you quit your job as waitress and opened up a animal-rescue center
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      Thinks this thread is lame
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      drinks her own pee. Insists its purely for the health benifits , but im not so sure about that.
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      When @finny11122 was a boy - he used to be deathly afraid of Santa Clause's elves. The scariest elves of all
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      PewterSky wrote: »
      Thinks this thread is lame

      Surely thats not a lie?
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      @GlenzioFitness Yes it is. This is a great thread.

      You stole that jacket you are wearing from a homeless person
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      idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
      @GlenzioFitness Yes it is. This is a great thread.

      You stole that jacket you are wearing from a homeless person

      I mean, its a nice jacket and all but...
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      Impersonates a health inspector and tears eaterys a new one!! Then orders pie!
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      He once gave a girl a potato peeler for Valentine's Day because his grandfather tricked him into doing it. She did not take it well
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      Doesn't even drink water!

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