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    Is really a yellow minion
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    She doesnt drink a lot of water
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  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since
  • Alisontheice
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    Has never drunk a drop of water. Believes strongly in false advertising
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    edited August 2015
    idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
    Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since

    Erm, how amount supposed to get my protein without meats!!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    gets his protein from fresh road kill
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    @GlenzioFitness Nearly all vegetables, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds contain some, and often much, protein. You have this weird seeds - nuts and orange juice mix that you eat together. But you can't eat it in front of other people because they look at you weird and that upsets you. Wow this game is fun
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
    @GlenzioFitness Nearly all vegetables, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds contain some, and often much, protein. You have this weird seeds - nuts and orange juice mix that you eat together. But you can't eat it in front of other people because they look at you weird and that upsets you. Wow this game is fun

    But im going for 200g a day, so Ill be eating more nuts than a damn squirrel
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    GlenzioFitness wrote: »
    idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
    Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since

    Erm, how amount supposed to get my protein without meats!!

    Isn't this the post a lie thread?
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    GlenzioFitness wrote: »
    idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
    Used to help out at a butchery part time when he was in high school. One day while working, he accidentally lost his finger in the meat grinder. He has been a vegetarian ever since

    Erm, how amount supposed to get my protein without meats!!

    Isn't this the post a lie thread?

    Sorry that I broke the rules, I was just replying to something
  • idrinkalotofwater
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    @Alisontheice You used to be a waitress until you served a rich client who thought you were pretty. He gave you a million US $ as a tip. So you quit your job as waitress and opened up a animal-rescue center
  • PewterSky
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    Thinks this thread is lame
  • finny11122
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    drinks her own pee. Insists its purely for the health benifits , but im not so sure about that.
  • idrinkalotofwater
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    When @finny11122 was a boy - he used to be deathly afraid of Santa Clause's elves. The scariest elves of all
  • GlenzioFitness
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    Thinks this thread is lame

    Surely thats not a lie?
  • idrinkalotofwater
    idrinkalotofwater Posts: 251 Member
    @GlenzioFitness Yes it is. This is a great thread.

    You stole that jacket you are wearing from a homeless person
  • GlenzioFitness
    GlenzioFitness Posts: 253 Member
    idrinkalotofwater wrote: »
    @GlenzioFitness Yes it is. This is a great thread.

    You stole that jacket you are wearing from a homeless person

    I mean, its a nice jacket and all but...
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    Doesn't even drink water!

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