Innocent things your spouse or SO do that ANNOY you to no en

leaving his work clothes all over our second room, then saying.. babe that room is a mess will you clean it.
taking forever to unlock my door of the car. he has a clicker but for some reason cannot click it twice instead of once.
saying Death instead of Deaf
always having a contradicting openion to E V E R Y T H I N G! even if i say oh man i am tired.
ordering food before me at a restaraunt.
putting the TV volume at 100.
talks at the same time as his dad. LOUDLY.
leaving the ironing board out. every day.
changing the seat settings in my car.
he's ALWAYS doing laundry, and makes me fold everything. sometimes i dont wana fold anything!
the fact that he drives like a cop, making me want to vom by the time we get to our desination
anddddd lastly........ not saying yes when i get on my knee and ask him to marry me. lol

leaving his work clothes all over our second room, then saying.. babe that room is a mess will you clean it.
taking forever to unlock my door of the car. he has a clicker but for some reason cannot click it twice instead of once.
saying Death instead of Deaf
always having a contradicting openion to E V E R Y T H I N G! even if i say oh man i am tired.
ordering food before me at a restaraunt.
putting the TV volume at 100.
talks at the same time as his dad. LOUDLY.
always asking what i said when i talk. i repeat everything
makes a clicking noise in his throat.. on purpose.
leaving the ironing board out. every day.
changing the seat settings in my car.
he's ALWAYS doing laundry, and makes me fold everything. sometimes i dont wana fold anything!
the fact that he drives like a cop, making me want to vom by the time we get to our desination
anddddd lastly........ not saying yes when i get on my knee and ask him to marry me. lol

i just thought of the #1 thing i absolutely cannot stand..... when he opens his mail, leaves the junk in one pile, the EMPTY envelopes in another pile, and the mail he needs to keep for 30 years on the bar........ i got onto him once and threw everthing aways, so he decided to put his mail in MY drawers with my CLOTHES in them! soooo i put them on his pillow, he put them in my drawer, i put them under his pillow, he put them back in my drawer, so i threw those away too.

Beard hairs in the sink are soo gross, how can he not notice them in there, their EVERYWHERE! in and around the sink...yuck.

He leaves his dirty clothes wherever he takes them off usually and he doesn't push his chair in when he gets up. He tends to procrastinate on things.

But considering how amazing he is over all... They are a small price to pay.

Other than snoring so loud the windows rattle, my husband of 12 years is dang near perfect.

My bf folds his dirty socks up and I can't tell whether they are dirty or clean and sometimes I have to smell them to check. YUCK.

He is a hoarder and I am a minimalist. We've nearly killed each other over this. ...but I win because I can just throw everything away.

The fact I have to practically be mean to him to get him to do things sometimes. If he says he'll do the dishes and then doesn't do them it basically comes down to: GO DO THE DAMN DISHES! or I get pissed off enough and do them myself. (Dishes, trash and litter box are his job.)

Toilet seat up in the middle of the night. I'm pregnant now and if I fall in, it will be his death.

Other then that, he's awesome and I love him muchly.

He is a hoarder and I am a minimalist. We've nearly killed each other over this. ...but I win because I can just throw everything away.

I am a minimalist except my books and clothes/shoes. My house looks empty all the time.

He throws his dirty clothes everywhere but the hamper. On the floor beside the hamper, on the floor in the living room, on the floor in the laundry room.

Takes out the trash but never puts a new bag in. I guess I should be thankful he's taking out the trash at all, but omg this bugs me.

Are we married to the same man? Lol

This is funny.......I think we are all married to this man. haha

I love my husband dearly but the ONE thing that gets my blood boiling is when I'm hungry and he is the one that is supposed to grill the meat and he waits til 7:15pm to do it. I would like to eat at 6:30 or 7 and most times we don't eat until 8. I think I'm just gonna start grilling. haha

He throws his dirty clothes everywhere but the hamper. On the floor beside the hamper, on the floor in the living room, on the floor in the laundry room.

Takes out the trash but never puts a new bag in. I guess I should be thankful he's taking out the trash at all, but omg this bugs me.

Are we married to the same man? Lol

Sounds like we all three are bc these are my biggest complaints other than the fact that he is a sandblaster and comes in my clean house boots, dusty clothes, and all!!

No spouse, but 3 daughters of aged 15, 17 & 20...

Trash bag taken out, but no liner put in.
Takes out the bag of trash, but LEAVES the empty pizza box lying RIGHT NEXT to the trash can it won't fit in. Or the empty milk jug.
Rather than empty the dishwasher if there are only a few items left in it, load dirty dishes right in with the clean ones and run a new load.
I have a shower rod hanging above the washer and dryer with HUNDREDS of hangars waiting to be used. I like to take clothes fresh and warm from the dryer and hang them immediately. But, the clothes that happen to be in the dryer when someone else wants to transfer a load from the washer end up in a basket, on the floor next to the machines and eventually a cat decides it's a good bed or someone inadvertantly kicks it over and the clothes end up on the floor and trodden upon and all have to be washed again.
Lights left on everywhere.
Last one to go to bed leaves the front door open.
This is the MASTERPIECE though... We have two bathrooms. If their bathroom runs out of toilet paper and there is a roll ON THE DISPENSER in my bathroom but none to be found elsewhere, they TAKE MY ROLL.. and don't tell me we are out of paper until 5am when I go to use the roll I expected to be there.

She loves to put her cold hands and feet on me. Over the winter I returned the favor multiple times, which of course she didn't care for at all. Did this make her change her ways? no.

lmao I do this to my husband and he HATES it. But he runs like 100 degrees 24/7 he's the perfect hand and feet warmer lol.

I am neat freak and he will not compromise. And by compromise I mean start being a neat freak like me so I don't go insane. Ok, so I don't expect that much but he NEVER wipes crumbs off the counters, leaves his beard hairs in the bathroom sink after shaving :sick: , leaves his mail and papers on the floor, on the microwave, and basically everywhere except the desk. Long story short, he is messy and it drives me batsh!t. He is lucky he has everything else going for him...mostly

Oh my god....my husband does this too!....I'll move the couch to vacuum and find almonds....that i know are from him...but he always denies it.

He especially needs to think more before he talks...like walking into the kitchen and saying "Hun do we have bread?"

My Response: "Did you check the BREAD BASKET?"

Like look around first before asking me where stuff is...we've lived in our place for almost 3 years...NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!!