The Usual Suspects...

13

Replies

  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Do you believe in him? Chihuahua always said, "I don't believe in addiction, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in addiction, and the only thing that scares me is peanut butter.
  • WellingTX
    WellingTX Posts: 617 Member
    Keyser Soda... Love it.

  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Has anyone tried the Blue Moon Peanut Butter Ale? I don't think we can get it here :(

    Never heard of it, but I always grind my own peanut butter on a full moon.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    auddii wrote: »
    ElkeKNJ wrote: »
    See a hypnotist. Peanut butter does not taste THAT good. It is not speculaaspasta (Belgian cookiebased spread, Conquering the USA now, apparently)
    I completely misread that as see a hypotenuse. I need more coffee...
    But you caught your misreading, so good you got that squared away.
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    ElkeKNJ wrote: »
    See a hypnotist. Peanut butter does not taste THAT good. It is not speculaaspasta (Belgian cookiebased spread, Conquering the USA now, apparently)
    I completely misread that as see a hypotenuse. I need more coffee...
    But you caught your misreading, so good you got that squared away.

    *like*
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited September 2015
    This content has been removed.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Taubes came to us with the carbs, Lustig got the fructose, Dr. Atkins supplied the forks, I came through with how to do it so no one got exercise, but Dr. Oz ... Dr. Oz put on the finishing touch. A little '**** you' from the five of us to the diet police.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    edited September 2015
    What the woo followers never figured out, and what I know now, was that CICO will never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody…anybody.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Fenster: Say who?
    Interrogation Cop: McManus. He told us another story altogether.
    Fenster: Oh, was that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?


    That one doesn't need to be changed - it is too funny as written...
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Fenster: You do some bad logging, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like you're in a calorie surplus. *I'm* not in a calorie surplus.
    Hockney: You *are* in a calorie surplus.
    Fenster: Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.
  • ke1by
    ke1by Posts: 6 Member
    Well here's my opinion. If peant butter triggers your want to eat (cheat) or whatever else does maybe getting rid of it is an option. Put a note on the fridge,pantry,cupboard or whatever saying "wait 5 mins" maybe you'll start doing something else and forget about it or maybe you'll have to wait another 5". All good advice, this is not
    an easy task. Good luck but don't give up.
    HerbK
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    ke1by wrote: »
    Well here's my opinion. If peant butter triggers your want to eat (cheat) or whatever else does maybe getting rid of it is an option. Put a note on the fridge,pantry,cupboard or whatever saying "wait 5 mins" maybe you'll start doing something else and forget about it or maybe you'll have to wait another 5". All good advice, this is not
    an easy task. Good luck but don't give up.
    HerbK

    He’s here! I know he’s here! That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s HerbK!
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited September 2015
    This content has been removed.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Diet Cop: I can put you on the forum on the night of the thread-hijacking.
    Hockney: Really? I live on the forum. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
    <3:D
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Jeff Rabin: I'm telling you this frog is protected from up on high by the Princess of Darkness.

    tumblr_inline_ni34mkHw8Z1sj4qvu.gif
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited September 2015
    This content has been removed.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    The greatest trick that calories ever pulled was convincing the world they didn't make people fat.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Fenster: So who in this gorram mfp-thread flagged the ****in' spam?

    Hockney: What did you say?

    Fenster: Who flagged the ***in' spam?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Fenster: I had a post flagged in a thread tonight. and then the poster started a new one about mean people.
    Hockney: Is it Friday already?
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Fenster: They treat me like a troll, I’ll end up a troll.
    Hockney: You are a troll!
    Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I’m trying to make a point.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    Jack Baer, FBI: Listen, send me someone who can speak Vishikarian. Yeah Bala's awake, he's spamming like a Thai hooker.

    I'm dead. You done did it.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    This is the bestest thread I've ever seen.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,345 Member
    edited September 2015
    First day on the forum, you know what I learned? How to spot a MLMer. Let's say they post three requests for the same supplement. They put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's still spruiking snake oil is your man. You see, if you're an MLMer, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you start a new profile.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited September 2015
    This content has been removed.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of dictator. A crazy, psycho, obsessed dictator.
    Keaton: There is no Keyser Soze!
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    Of course, I can't prove this diet. But I can't prove the best part either... CICO was dead. Did you know that? He died in a metabolic ward two weeks ago during the investigation into the insulin hypothesis of a diet who was going to testify against him. Two fad diets watched CICO walk into a food warehouse he owned just before it blew up. They said he went in to check a leaking calorie main. It blew up and took all of CICO with it. Within three months of the explosion, the two fad diets, they were dead. One killed himself in his pyramid; the other fell down on the Dr. Oz debut.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories