We broke up because...

Spoke to "guys" like would just comment to the "guys" when there was no one around.

Our kids were monsters ..I had to move

She kept threatening to get contacts and ditch the glasses, I wouldn't stand for it

Had eyes painted on the lenses of his glasses...couldn't tell if he was paying attention to me or sleeping

took the phrase "you grease my back, I'll grease yours" too literal

Lol..licked the greasy from my back

Was inthe wrong thread..thought it was tell a lie lol

He came home with crabs ..not the sort you eat

Was too much to handle

You were always handling runtimer and you never gave me a turn.

He out ran me