We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wasn't PDA enough. ;-)0
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Chainsaw envy0
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Well it is a nice chainsaw! ;-)0
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he wouldn't let me use the chainsaw0
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My Doritos binge sessions were, well, gross... @Fit4LifeGal790
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Was always binging on Doritos0
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They were fritos...and left orange stains everywhere0
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He claimed the orange stains were from Fritos, but I know damned well it was from that umpa lumpa.0
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Claimed he saw little purple men..everywhere0
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Named his umpa lumpa Richard Gere0
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He was obsessed with umpa lumpas.0
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One day Richard Gere disappeared...and I had suspicions0
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Dumped me because I gained a lot of weight quickly0
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I didn't want to be his rebound0
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She had bigger muscles than me, she tossed me around instead of the other way, it messed with my manhood
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Didn't remember my roots.0
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Oh I did, I told you to dye them if you were to insecure About them, grey is the new blonde0
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Was not familiar with homonyms
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Everything was a damn homonym.0
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Fit4LifeGal79 wrote: »he wouldn't let me use the chainsaw
Ok if you insist, but I'll need to show you how to handle it. ;-)0 -
Said he was going to use his chainsaw on me if I didn't obey him.0
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I made a mistake!0
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I couldn't tolerate his constant excuses0
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Couldn't get anything right.0
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lilbitoftrouble wrote: »Said he was going to use his chainsaw on me if I didn't obey him.
Chainsaw was just a euphemism for something else. ;-)0 -
Constantly skipping over people 0
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She has a pink phone0
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Didn't like pink0
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