Post your superpower. However, the poster below you gets to corrupt it

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    You'll go bald the instant you stop thinking about your hair.
    I can eat or drink and get all the nutrients/hydration without absorbing a single calorie!
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    You immediately die of starvation, due to your inability to absorb or use any energy.

    I can snap my fingers and make my chores finish themselves.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

    I can read minds at will
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    Much too complicated I'll just be a hosapien
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Every time you snap your fingers, you break your finger bones

    I can read minds at will
    Unfortunately, everybody's thinking poorly about you!
    I can change your life, simply by smiling at you. :)
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
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    But the use of each power drains 1 month from your life.

    I am loved by all who meet me.
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

    I can grant unlimited wishes.
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
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    yellowantphil wrote: »
    It only works when you live on Mars. No one ever meets you.

    That's so sad though! :neutral:
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    Never mind then. Your superpower is not getting your superpowers corrupted, even if you post them in the "corrupt a superpower" thread.
  • medeabc
    medeabc Posts: 81 Member
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    But only to ants.

    I banish sadness with humor.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    But the humor is all at your expense.

    I can transfer heat from one object to another
  • Rob7979
    Rob7979 Posts: 41 Member
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    but the power requires AAA batteries.

    I travel by speed of thought
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    Literally anytime you think of a place, you suddenly travel there. Dreams count too.

    I have advanced powers of persuasion
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
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    The effect wears off immediately once you're no longer around the person you were persuading.

    I can speed up and slow down time.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    You can only do change time for yourself, so when you slow it down, it's just you being really slow.

    I can have any hairstyle I want instantly
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
    edited September 2015
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    You can go bald instantly if you're not careful.
    I can still change your life with a simple smile. :)
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
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    I have the power to absorb everyone's powers
  • Etazer
    Etazer Posts: 218 Member
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    you can only absorb mine in bed!
    I can change into any outfit in a blink of an eye
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    You can't blink. Ever.

    I have the ability to get a full night's sleep in just 10 minutes
  • Etazer
    Etazer Posts: 218 Member
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    you get kicked in the nuts every 9 and a half minutes. hard.

    I have the ability to jump 10 stories high

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