We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She couldn't keep up0
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Was too fast at everything...wham bam thank you mam...if ya know what I mean0
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She was a cat person and I'm a dog. I mean a dog person.0
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methinks he had it right the first time........0
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No it was certainly the cats.0
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We never began0
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He bought home crabs...not the eating variety either
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despite my shellfish allergy...kept giving me crabs0
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she kept farting in the bathtub and saying it was a jacuzzi0
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He kept blaming Jo on the farting in the tubStardog_Champion wrote: »she kept farting in the bathtub and saying it was a jacuzzi
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the steroids she took caused her to roid out at a ballgame and she beat an umpire to death0
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True story although it was a hockey game during the Stanley cup finalsStardog_Champion wrote: »the steroids she took caused her to roid out at a ballgame and she beat an umpire to death
He didn't taking the game serious enough
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Because she hip checked me into next Tuesday0
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He skipped leg day at the gymStardog_Champion wrote: »Because she hip checked me into next Tuesday
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She never wiped down the equipment after using it and cost us our membership0
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Hated Costco0
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talked dirty in Spanish and I could not understand0
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Only talked dirty in sign language when we had phone sex0
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Drank all the jameson0
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drink champagne out of my shoes...my good shoes0
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Just the boot
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only had one pair of shoes. cannot trust a woman with only one pair of shoes0
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Kept giving me *that look*...
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It was the look I give for sexy time 0
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was too hot for me0
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Lol..she needed work on her sexy time look0
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Always said I needed to work on something; wouldn't except me for the way I am
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