We broke up because...
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Had a threesome with batman and robin0
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Wouldn't make it a 4some0
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Wanted orgies I wasn't enough0
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had too conventional a view on polygamy0
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Found out you were a dude
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was already married, with kid (in 3 states)0
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Was always messin 'round with Married People!0
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she wouldn't let me shave her legs (claimed I enjoyed it too much)0
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He said I was Hairy!0
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she got mad when I wore her heels0
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Was stronger than me0
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Wouldn't wear my knitted underwear0
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kept cutting gloryholes in my underwear0
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She never showed her fabulous legs on leg day!0
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She never told me it was leg day0
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Damn!!! She had better legs than me!!0
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she god mad..I kept singing "She's got legs" over and over again
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I didn't like his choice in music0
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He was singing to Synchkat!0
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Confused me for a boy
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It was those damned Tube Socks!0
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Slept with all the nerds at comic con0
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She kept changing what she was going to say.0
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Thought i didnt like comic books0
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Not Nerdy enough! ;p0
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She made me lotion her legs everyday0
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She didn't like when I stole her socks0
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She didn't like when I took her clothes off with my teeth and put holes in her stockings.0
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