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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    ODE TO A FALL DAY

    Orange ones drift down now
    Red and brown the first to ground
    Leaving naked trees
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Some days come and go
    And no rhyme from Uncle Mac
    A god for Wednesday
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    I have a cold, boo!
    Medicinal brandy, yay!
    Best not get tipsy :open_mouth:

    I prefer whiskey
    Tipsy and breathing is good
    Add in two asprin
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Some days come and go
    And no rhyme from Uncle Mac
    A god for Wednesday

    Wednesday it is
    Named after Wodin One-Eye
    Approved by Thor's dad!!

    woden.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Happy Friday-eve
    The week goes spinning on by
    Long weekend coming!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Some days come and go
    And no rhyme from Uncle Mac
    A god for Wednesday

    Wednesday it is
    Named after Wodin One-Eye
    Approved by Thor's dad!!

    woden.jpg

    I did not know that
    Our week is owned by the Norse
    Thank you Uncle Mac
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    edited October 2015
    Goal: One ninety five
    Almost there, one ninety six
    One pound is a witch
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Thank God its Friday
    The weekend is upon us
    Party on F*ckahs :p
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    Witch, which I will spell
    With a large capital B
    First word was censured
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Long weekend for me
    Canada's Thanksgiving Day
    So much turkey eh?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Drinks and movie night
    A great time with an old friend
    Maybe too much drink
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Coffee in my hand
    Yoga class under my belt
    Saturday morning!!
  • singingmommy25
    singingmommy25 Posts: 41 Member
    Rehearsal today
    Making art on the weekend.
    I would prefer wine.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Sunday morning now
    Perhaps a mug of coffee
    A good idea
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Oh my, it's Tuesday.
    Really wish it were Friday.
    Weekend come quickly!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Haiku lazy me
    I skipped a day, two or three
    I will try harder!!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    I want to Haiku
    But I have nothing to say
    Perhaps, tomorrow.....
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Oh happy hump day!
    A short week in Canada
    Already half gone...
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Another work day
    But I do not want to work
    Time to play hooky
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Oh, coffee, my friend,
    How you aid my morning rush!
    Please never leave me.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Happy Friday-eve!!
    I spent the day in meetings!!
    So much strong coffee!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Coffee is a theme
    But too much makes me crazy
    Perhaps tea instead
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Hurray it's Friday!!
    Wait... Why I no have coffee??
    Gotta fix that soon!!
  • jendiaz9732
    jendiaz9732 Posts: 285 Member
    At times I feel like
    That bears'a watching me, why
    Lions munch on meat
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Mug of joe in hand
    Dark roast red eye with two milk
    So much good flavour
  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    On the couch I grow
    Inside the slimming play rooms;
    Not good I know
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,005 Member
    Yoga class is done
    Dark roast coffee in my mug
    My Saturday schtick!!
  • saladcrunchy
    saladcrunchy Posts: 899 Member
    saladcrunchy wrote: »
    On the couch I grow
    Inside the slimming play rooms;
    Not good I know

    tsk - last line should read: Isn't good I know: Try again:

    On the couch I grow
    Inside the slimming play rooms;
    Isn't good I know


    Quality of life?
    No; To slim or not to slim;
    that is the question

  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    saladcrunchy wrote: »
    saladcrunchy wrote: »

    Quality of life?
    No; To slim or not to slim;
    that is the question

    Diet or have fun
    Why must it be either or
    Try to find balance
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Be Your best always
    Whatever that means to you
    Start doing that

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