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decided to create the FIVE HEAD look by turning his forehead into a condo

Full time employment: Dog the bounty hunters body double

Plans to get breast implants on his back just because.

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Plans to get breast implants on his back just because.

That'd be a waste, I can't reach my back very well

Plans to get the operations necessary to live life as a goat

Hides in the lingerie racks at day waiting for Sears to close then whispers sweet nothings to the manikins at night.

Unsure of what's edible and what isn't

has no mouth!

He's trying to split up my wedding and steal my brides!

Is having her closet converted into a stable for her men

Had two of her ribs surgically removed, but not for the usual reasons. She just wanted to make a necklace out of them.

Practices matrix moves in the desert

Knows that the real reason he can't face the camera is because she snuck into his bedroom at night with a scalpel and removed his face. She now keeps it in a jar of formaldehyde in her fridge, next to the cranberry juice.

Edit: dammit RunTimer, you're too fast of a poster

Volunteers as a armpit inspector, has to fight the urge to lick them.

ninja star specialist

Drives a VW