How is the MFPer above going to die?

was distracted by headlights

Tried to slay a dragon. Turned out it was some downed power lines.

death by duck

She will be moving a baby grand piano into her new penthouse apartment in NYC and the crane wires will snap. The piano will barely miss her but she will jump back into traffic when it hits the ground.

@leonsinned will be running a marathon. The finish line will have been replaced by piano wire and will slice him in half when he runs through it!

Rollerblading down Devil's Backbone.

He painted his head like a watermelon and put rubberbands around it until it exploded.

She opened the package with wings on it. It was a bomb.