How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    Made a short joke on the yellow brick road and was killed by the Lollipop Guild.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
    Had a craving for some fresh honey, was in the middle of extracting it when she remembered she's allergic to bees!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    Selfie accident
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    cannibalized by a pygmy tribe.
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    Fell and broke her neck trying to do the Harlem Shake.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
    Left the gas stove on in Winter
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    edited October 2015
    Got high and went swimming to find Nemo... was never seen again.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    Got high and went swimming to find Nemo... was never seen again.

    I was drunk too
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
    She was swooped up by a ginormous owl, never to be seen again!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Banana poisoning
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
    Took in Village of the Damned children and was killed by their freaky eyes
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Was forced to listen to Nickleback on a repeating loop.

    That would actually kill me!

    Tried to go down an up escalator and fell and broke his neck
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
    Hit by a car when riding her bicycle.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
    Ate the wrong kind of wild mushrooms
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
    Was the virgin sacrifice for my demonic ritual.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
    Reading a book and was suddenly swooshed inside the pages and was forced to live her life in another dimension from a book that had a beginning and end but no future
  • davemacdonald31
    davemacdonald31 Posts: 196 Member
    choked on my stick.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    He is a super hero and sadly he will be betrayed by his sidekick and murdered in an alley late at night.

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