.. you may be a bro.

MagnumBurrito
MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
edited November 25 in Chit-Chat
Do you do your curls, while wearing brotanks, and stare at your evergrowing pump, in the mirror that's mirin you.. you may be a bro.
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  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 100 Member
    I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    Do you snort your PWO cuz you can't wait longer than 30 seconds for it to kick in.. you may be a bro.
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    wolfsbayne2 wrote: »
    I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.

    You make the tank bro, bro!
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 100 Member
    MagnumBurrito wrote: »
    wolfsbayne2 wrote: »
    I guess I'm a bro. I did that today, though, with just a regular tank, I think.

    You make the tank bro, bro!

    lol, I'm a woman, so....

    I don't take PWO, either
  • sjohnson__1
    sjohnson__1 Posts: 405 Member
    Do you obnoxiously groan through each rep, drop the weight and immediately flex in the mirror? you may be a bro.
  • wolfsbayne2
    wolfsbayne2 Posts: 100 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Bro...all you gotta do is lift. And I'm not talking little pink weights.

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    <3
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    ... when you spend 15 minutes between reps checking out your gains on your phone from last workout.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    You constantly talk about the "sick pump" you got from your workout two days ago........
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  • Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves Posts: 149 Member
    You text in between sets, monopolizing the power rack......
  • MagnumBurrito
    MagnumBurrito Posts: 1,070 Member
    you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You own a TapOut or Affliction t-shirt
  • Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves Posts: 149 Member
    You nod at other bro's in the gym as you drag all of your equipment from bench to bench........
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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Your morning routine for getting ready includes Axe body spray at any point
  • williamwj2014
    williamwj2014 Posts: 750 Member
    BRO!
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    edited October 2015
    You do one set, and then walk around the gym for 10 minutes. Repeat.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You insisted that the dealership put a spoiler on your Honda before you signed the paperwork
  • sjohnson__1
    sjohnson__1 Posts: 405 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    You own a TapOut or Affliction t-shirt

    ha! Phew, luckily I tossed my one affliction shirt in the trash a few years back!
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    You refer to days of the week as such..... Chest Day, Back Day, Arm Day, Leg Day........errr who the F*#K am I kidding....BROs DON'T DO NO LEG DAY!!!!
  • Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves
    Sparkles_Chaos_n_Curves Posts: 149 Member
    You leave the Olybar loaded with the weights from your sets, and expect others to re rack them.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Literally every interaction you have with anyone of the gender to which you are attracted is sexual in nature
  • maybebaby34
    maybebaby34 Posts: 234 Member
    edited October 2015
    MagnumBurrito wrote: »
    you find reasons to use words like swole, gainz, pumped, jacked and anything with a Z ending....

    Thanks for the props... I will let this one slide. Lmao

    You are driving one handed while you rip a Quest bar open with your teeth... eating it in three bites like your gainz depend on it.
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    Ofcourse. Bros are usually most jacked and strongest in the gym, #proudbro #halfnatty
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    if you quote Arnold in Pumping Iron
  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    you maybe bro when you bench the most and sloots mirin
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  • jersey_54
    jersey_54 Posts: 278 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    Jersey__Devil wrote: »
    if you quote Arnold in Pumping Iron

    "The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic..."

    man i even read it in his voice

    amen
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Your tan makes you look like there's an Oompa Loompa somewhere in your ancestry
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    If your fake tan blinds small animals and children.
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