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How to Lie on Your Food Logging and Still Feel Righteous
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You forgot number 16. Snowball the cat visited, bad cat!
One day was bad what the hell lets make it 2, o well its a week, okay then I will start Monday, Monday this month can also mean Monday 6 months from now, Okay then the Monday after my birthday, or maybe the Monday after all my friends birthdays, okay then the Monday after all my Families birthdays. O heck end of October almost the end of the year, alright then I will start a clean slate in the new year. and so on so until you reach the wonderful an exciting obese zone what an achievement, then you can get the pat on the back every-time yo - yo up and down, so many congrats wow big fat smile face (:!! 30kg overweight hoorah!!
17. Years of research makes no sense, utter nonsense.
Tomorrow nobody ever told a fat person tomorrow never comes, why you have to get a masters degree to understand that one. a real conundrum? To difficult to understand, exercise and eat less, why that surely will take a doctorate degree, lets go get a few doctors advice.
18. Quick fix repairs, like changing a tyre.
The drive thu- get slim pills will work, surely, surely the next one. okay maybe the next one after that one.
19. Nothing to do with greed, overindulgence, sloth....nope!
God magically remove this because its my thyroid!!
20. Lack of support, poor baby.
Chubby baby, yep blame somebody else.
21. XX sizes available everywhere,
surely somebody got to wear them. Might as well be you, you so generous, remember generous helpings. Every-time you buy stretch pants in a bigger side, why why, that's probably like the chicken and the egg which one came first. God has the answer.
22. I had nothing absolutely nothing to do with it.
Peanuts fault, Mr Wilson's fault he stays next door. I had nothing to do with it, I walked past a fat person, and the germ jumped on my *kitten*.
23. Mission Impossible
Impossible, like walking on water, beyond my capability surely.
24. Jesus wine after all we drink it in church right. so lets store our treasures.
Wine good for you, protein very good for you, fats are essential, more the merrier.
25. Why that's almost Christmas time. time to celebrate bring out the grub!! pigs can fly as well. Super delusional.
26. Unknown factor.
or maybe not enough sleep.
27. The leader of the pack
The enemy is responsible. I was led astray!!
28. Movies and more movies
Other peoples life more exciting, after all we watch ball games. crowd cheering an essential talent. My worst was watching weight loss programs, and treating it like movies, bring out the chip, choc, soft-drink, lets watch other fat people get thin, surely I am not in my obese zone, even though MFP says so, Bad developer, bad robot.
29. My new one "Clean slate."
30. 30 days rehab.
Catch a wake up call! dumb and dumber!!
31. 7 8 (ate) 9
You and only you F8 up!! That should take you to 31 days in a month, cyclic right. Month after month. X + Y = WTF! was I thinking, how did I let this happen. Delusional, Delusional, Stephen King wrote the book, blah blah balah directed the movie. Happy watching year after year after year. a repeatable movie , so well worth seeing again and again.0 -
Good stuff; #12 though...didn't know candles had calories. Oh well, nvm. . . . .0
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Lack of integrity, the enemy within, the traitor within has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO with it. Its O sama!0
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Awesome0
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_Terrapin_ wrote: »Good stuff; #12 though...didn't know candles had calories. Oh well, nvm. . . . .
Wax is used in candies, dontcha know0 -
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Best post ever.
I was doing it all wrong. Huh.0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »This should be required reading. After the poster has indcated sufficient capacity to understand irony, however.
What!?! This wasn't literal? I literally thought it was. :laugh:
OP, nice post0 -
So funny!0
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Yep, I've used each of those methods . Lmao ! ( and when I was finally ready to be serious and lose the weight, I got myself a scale and logged accurately:)
But yes, I've been there and done that ! Lol !0 -
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Lol! I still give you an A for having the scale0
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Hysterical and true! Hubby & I employed #3 until we got a food scale. I think this is probably why some people resist getting a food scale.0
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lol. True all dat.0
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You.......I like. Thank you so much for your words of wisdom delivered with 1000 grams of humor.0
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