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Sold his beanie babies at their peak value.0
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Does use toilet paper0
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Zipper is down
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Thats not a lie...
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has recently discovered the toilet brush. She's not certain if she prefers it to toilet paper or not, but finds its use "invigorating".0
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We've spent many an afternoon together...Ive combed his hair for hours with my toilet brush0
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Mre stands for Mr Ed....his dad is a horse0
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He is wearing my panties I left at his place last week0
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She visits all her favourite mfpers.0
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He has a handful of twizzlers to encourage ali to have a nibble0
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Owns shares in the twizzler factory0
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He was my first slave..still calls me mistress2
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She's a Madam that likes to be called Mistress!1
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Works for me
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They bash monkeys on the head with rubber mallets to check for ripeness.0
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Ate me for breakfast0
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Brought me pancakes....0
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Is cooking me eggs and knows just how I like them0
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doesn't know how to make me vomit a little in my mouth0
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Didn't just make me laugh, thereby inducing a coughing fit0
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He's being Whitney Houston for halloween0
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Wish I had his legs0
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Is part fish.0
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Just had surgery0
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Gave me one of her kidneys.0
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She ate it!0
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picture is sideways... she's having a baby!0
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Is coming over to paint my house0
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Shoots lazer beams from her eyes0
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