How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Sunlight0
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popcorn overdose0
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Listening to Justin Beiber for too long0
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Extreme carpet burn0
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Video game marathon0
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Heel snap and fall0
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He decided to fight Voldemort so that Harry wouldn't have to. Poor choice, Neville. Poor choice indeed.0
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"Accidentally" connected the tube from his gas mask to his butt, farted.... The rest is history
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Won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to make a fart joke in regards to a gas mask. The prize? Death by hanging.0
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Auto erotica0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to make a fart joke in regards to a gas mask. The prize? Death by hanging.
Oh come on it was funny, I still got mental images of you..... I'll stop there lol my mind is a weird place most people would be too scared to visit lol
@slimgirljo15 erotic asphyxiation X0 -
Caught her heel in a sidewalk grate; tripped and hit her head on the sidewalk, resulting in internal injuries. EMT arrived too late to stop the bleeding. But she didn't suffer.
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Every day she woke up to find the cast had moved another 3 inches up her arm...eventually it spread to cover her entire body, finally engulfing her head as well. She suffocated after 12 hours in the body cast.0
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Suffocated in his scary mask0
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Overdosed on blue cheese0
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Was tragically killed in the American Revolutionary war. That's what she gets for being a redcoat, though.0
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Mustard gas0
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Ate my cooking....0
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She accidentally ate her poisoned food0
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Bacon sammich overdose0
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Hunting accident0
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She got into an argument with someone about her nationality and ended up throwing a grenade at him. Sadly it killed them both.0
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He looked into my bedroom closet...0
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Fell off the merry go round0
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Mr de ville..murdered her0
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She dried out and died of dehydration after crying for 3 days straight0
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Then kills himself..you live happily ever after in the afterlife0
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Dies of extreme happiness0
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Her heel broke, sending her over the edge of a balcony that was 100 stories up. She was then impaled on a street sign below.0
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