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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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When life suddenly is not so fabulous0
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I won't expose the shady details...
let's just say it happens 50 yrs from now..
there'll be a lot of naked men around
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He finally called the wrong person a MILF & gets murdered by an older attractive Woman!0
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saving me from a burning building (thanks!)0
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Tried to save him by peeing on his jellyfish stings. The pee attracted a great white, and he was bitten in half0
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one night his cats, all 100, attacked him while he was sleeping0
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Left his stove on overnight and house exploded
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he's not..unless he's exposed to direct sunlight0
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Criptonite (sp??)0
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She sought for years the true spelling of Kryptonite and died of sadness when she couldn't find it0
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fought a lifelong allergy to cat hair.....and lost0
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Death by smith machine!0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »She sought for years the true spelling of Kryptonite and died of sadness when she couldn't find it
Haha!! Might have known you would know it
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Shot trying to rob a casino0
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infection from plucking his eye brows0
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Negative thread poisoning.0
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Bench pressing trucks0
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Eaten by a pack of wild dogs while taking donations for the SPCA!0
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Tried to dance with a tiger at the zoo0
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Was laughing so hard at the tiger eating my face she fell into the lions cage!0
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Also was not afraid to poke the bear! not figuratively! but she literally she tried to poke a bear0
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listening to Justin Bieber (opted death over one more playing)0
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protein deficiency0
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broke his back..twerkin0
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Knocked in the head by a falling coconut while sitting under a palm tree.0
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of old age..in her sleep..at the age of 2320
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