We broke up because...
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He was spelled moustache mustache.0
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He refused to move his stuffed animal collection out of the bed and make room for me.
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Make stupid hairstyles0
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She forced me to sit through Elf for the 100th time.0
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He couldn't get over the fact that I'd never seen Elf.0
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ummm if you saw this guy in tights, you'd understand0
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Couldnt keep up0
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His ex broke him and I couldn't fix him. Had to let him go0
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She kept trying to fix me0
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To make up again0
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Always spoke in Rhymes and riddles!0
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Had no concept of whimsey0
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Was a bit too whimsy0
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Was a money pincher0
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Drank all my chocolate milk
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Always wanted milk..straight from the breast..embarrassing shopping0
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Kept a fridge full of chocolate milk and wouldn't share a drop0
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Liked to suckle all the time0
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Kissed every woman he met..0
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Kissed every pool boy we hired!0
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Did more than kiss every pool boy we hired
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Lol..wouldn't leave the pool boys alone 0
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I was only massaging his strained muscle that's all!0
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His pool girls obsession...0
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Wouldn't cater to my pool table fetish 0
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Im sorry honey..I misunderstood.I whacked your balls with the pool cue...I was trying to get them in the pockets as you asked..
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Refused to let my 8 ball enter the corner pocket0
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Always jiggling the balls in his pockets0
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When the referee yelled "free ball" you resorted to socially unacceptable behavior0
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Hahaha ....only wore short shorts no underwear...said that was what a "free ball" was 0
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