How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Bartender slipped poison in his whiskey. Jealous ex lover.0
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Indigestion
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In a drunken fury he slid on his whiskey bottle hitting they corner of his desk.0
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choked while praticing putting a banana down her throat0
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pelted by loose coins doing his fireman striptease act0
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Strangled to death in an alley by a woman.0
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trampled in stampede of of her fans0
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A passerby who got caught in the stampede
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Stabbed accidently by her Unicorn0
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ironically, drowns, when the hose is facing the wrong way0
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Timer was wrong.. bomb went off before he had a chance to run0
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I'm not sure..I remember standing on the deck and hearing him say "Nope it's not ice, and besides..we'll miss it by miles"0
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A rare sexually transmitted disease...0
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Bahahaha
keeping with that theme..
He slipped below the ice after helping her stay warm for hours0 -
In bed with a dozen beauties..heart attack...
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »In bed with a dozen beauties..heart attack...
He died happy
I would!!
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stranded on a deserted island, with nothing mythical creatures, she discovers she has fatal allergy to unicorns0
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Severe case of athletes foot that led to gang green and spread to his heartn within days.0
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Choked on a peach pit.0
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Fell into hot tub time machine. Went back in time to when they didn't have hot tubs, and all the townsfolk gathered around and made fun of your tankini and then beat the crap out of you while you were in the stockades0
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Eating too much Turkey Bacon and not enough Sushi!
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Posted great food p0rn on the Unbrushables thread - gained foodie reputation that gave him international fame and fortune - drowned when he had his head held under the chocolate fountain at a celebrity wedding by a jealous food blogger0
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On a beach when the sun goes down0
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A women next to him at the gym was lifting more than him, he died of shame shortly after. That woman.... was my grandma0
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