How is the MFPer above going to die?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Eating too much Turkey Bacon and not enough Sushi!
Turkey bacon should be illegal...0 -
^^ I agree! Pigs that fly, commonly known as Turkey Hogs, are endangered from the health craze of the early 2000's - turkey bacon.... I weep for the Turkey Hogs...
Sadly, you die dragging a chicken across the road...0 -
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