How is the MFPer above going to die?
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stranded on a deserted island, with nothing mythical creatures, she discovers she has fatal allergy to unicorns0
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Severe case of athletes foot that led to gang green and spread to his heartn within days.0
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Choked on a peach pit.0
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Fell into hot tub time machine. Went back in time to when they didn't have hot tubs, and all the townsfolk gathered around and made fun of your tankini and then beat the crap out of you while you were in the stockades0
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Eating too much Turkey Bacon and not enough Sushi!0
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Posted great food p0rn on the Unbrushables thread - gained foodie reputation that gave him international fame and fortune - drowned when he had his head held under the chocolate fountain at a celebrity wedding by a jealous food blogger0
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On a beach when the sun goes down0
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A women next to him at the gym was lifting more than him, he died of shame shortly after. That woman.... was my grandma0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Eating too much Turkey Bacon and not enough Sushi!
Turkey bacon should be illegal...0 -
^^ I agree! Pigs that fly, commonly known as Turkey Hogs, are endangered from the health craze of the early 2000's - turkey bacon.... I weep for the Turkey Hogs...
Sadly, you die dragging a chicken across the road...0 -
Bit by a black widow0
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Became the evil and swalled him made him my slave0
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Trips jumping barrels0
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Jumped from an airplane but forget his parachute0
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I threw a drier in his bathtub..errr I mean somebody did0
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Dog attack...0
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