How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Slept with charlie sheen , she got the HIV
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    finny11122 wrote: »
    Slept with charlie sheen , she got the HIV
    Mistook me for an idiot and I went off on him!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lethal injection for murder
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    sought out and killed by the candy man



    Than became the candy woman.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Buffy the vampire slayer finally got her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Came to australia...got heat stroke..
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was pub crawling and a bunch of guys ran on her because of being too excited about happy hour
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    While picking up groceries she slipped on a pickle that somehow escapes the isle 3 clean up crew and knocked her noggin, the end.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She died after falling off of a 2-story building and landing on a traffic cone. She was impaled, in the biblical sense of the term.
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    He volunteered to sacrifice himself at a black metal concert
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    19gabriela01 wrote: »
    He volunteered to sacrifice himself at a black metal concert

    She was in the audience and her face melted as a direct result of the sheer awesomeness of the spectacle.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Went to a concert, got into a mosh pit and fell,and was trampled.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She heard real metal and couldn't handle it. Her brain was incinerated on the spot.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Whilst traveling the world, he went to check out Dracula's castle and was eaten by the bats while taking a nap.
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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Went to the castle as well and was bled to death. Or was she..
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited November 2015
    She knew too much and was shot on a beautiful sunny day
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    While trying to bank a killer shot a pool ball got him!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lightning strike
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She forgot where the keys to her handcuffs were, and died of dehydration 3 days later, still chained to her bedposts.
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    While in Hawaii he fell into a Lava Tube.
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    While trying to set the world record of how many pieces of fish someone can eat in an hour he choked on a fish bone at the end (oh and didn't win)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She was doing a load of laundry when she unintentionally summoned Laundrata, the demon of washing machines. He ripped her spine out of her back and beat her to death with it, then took her dirty laundry back into the 7th level of hell.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat fell asleep on his face..smothered
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    She was doing a load of laundry when she unintentionally summoned Laundrata, the demon of washing machines. He ripped her spine out of her back and beat her to death with it, then took her dirty laundry back into the 7th level of hell.

    This almost happened, but I escaped because I knew the right incantation.

    @Jo while vacationing in Germany she choked on a Schnitzel
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    died of starvation taking the double dog dare from A Christmas Story.
    Last seen with tongue stuck to flagpole
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Tried to seduce a bear while drunk. Mauled by bear.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Found laying on back dead in bed..a mouth full off duck down and duckie..minus her stuffing..think it was murder..suicide..tragic
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  • JustAnotherGuy149
    JustAnotherGuy149 Posts: 15 Member
    Tragic Wile E Coyote reenactment!
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