We broke up because...
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Put the Rs in Restraining Order. Couldn't see her anymore.0
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He wanted to eat some of my chocolate and I couldn't have that.0
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Nope..he is never leaving me...got him shackled tight
Cue..maniacal laughter bahahahaha
You are mine my pretty
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She was locked up for being a psychopath. They found multiple "boyfriends" chained in her house.0
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Pfft..didn't realise Im too crafty to be caught I framed someone else .....came home to find her shacked up with chad......
I was a harmless psychopath.
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She Really wasn't harmless.0
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There can only be one psychopath in any home..She had to go0
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She drove me nuts then kicked me to the curb!0
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Was really ..really nuts..was in denial..I was scared0
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What can I say? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't! 0
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Because I was jealous of her legs.0
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She tried to amputate my legs0
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She decided I wasn't "man" enough lmao 0
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I just needed a break from all the.............................0
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His messages were so hard to decipher0
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She only wanted me for my ability to decode messages...0
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I couldn't handle his secret spy life... He was always busy decoding messages and looking over his shoulder... I wanted a normal life0
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So much stuff on the bathroom counter. No room for my stuff0
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Would share the counter space of our double vanity0
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He didn't know the song was about him0
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